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COME DINE WITH ME!

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expatinscotland · 12/06/2008 20:15

OMG! Botox Woman looks like she is going to a Victorian-themed funeral.

I like Lady Debby.

Karen can't cook.

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dizzydixies · 12/06/2008 20:54

am so glad you lot have this as a secret tv 'must'

my dh says the only good thing about it is the bloke who does the voice over lol

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expatinscotland · 12/06/2008 20:55

yeah, well, he hasn't seen Darren's shirt.

that alone makes it worth watching.

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dizzydixies · 12/06/2008 20:56

ah his mexican cactus themed centre pieces

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expatinscotland · 12/06/2008 20:57

Bet Sarah's upset - all her cosmetic surgery plans are scuppered.

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dizzydixies · 12/06/2008 21:02

was that what she wanted the money for?

what I dream of would cost more than £1k lol

hifi · 12/06/2008 21:16

omg, half way thru, that nouveaux Rich one had her comeuppance when she saw the pig farmers house. you cant buy class!

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expatinscotland · 12/06/2008 21:19

Of course, instead of just saying, 'OMG! I'm so jealous! Can I be in your gang?' she sniffed, 'I prefer contemporary homes.'

Yah, right. Keep telling yourself that, Sarah, you've gotten too old for footballers and all the really old money married Debby years ago. You're fucked.

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hifi · 12/06/2008 22:17

also its really bad they were making a play for the bloke when hes married.

MaryAnnSingleton · 13/06/2008 12:41

botox woman held her knife wrong, so definitely nouveau - she was horrible...

MaryAnnSingleton · 13/06/2008 12:46

plus, no classy person would say 'horse riding' - they'd just say 'riding'
Why didn't Darren make a margarita or a mojito ?

unknownrebelbang · 13/06/2008 20:29

Bolleaux, I missed this last night, and I'm out tomorrow, grrrr.

TwoIfBySea · 13/06/2008 23:14

Botox and facelift, was that what was wrong with her! I did wonder why her face was so shiny, I put it down to her caking herself in make-up. I detest people like her.

I can't understand why Debby didn't win - were the others that put out by her house?

MaryAnnSingleton · 19/06/2008 16:35

hooray hooray,it;s on today !!

dizzydixies · 19/06/2008 20:12

anyone watching tonight so we can perform ritual tearingapart constructive critisism of contestants??!

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expatinscotland · 19/06/2008 20:13

the bald dude is hysterical.

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dizzydixies · 19/06/2008 20:17

am trying to catch up on sky+ as have been running up and down to dd2 who isn't settling doesn't she know its come dine with me night?!?!?!?

is baldy dude the hairdresser that just about died when he has to eat in this 'filthy' house?!?!

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expatinscotland · 19/06/2008 20:18

i don't like any of the food baldy/David is cooking.

i hate goat's cheese and cream/cheese/milk based food as have big problems with lactose.

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dizzydixies · 19/06/2008 20:19

one of the girls have told me they're advertising for near to me

should I go on and try to get as many mumsnetisms in?!?!

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expatinscotland · 19/06/2008 20:19

oh.my.god.

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Snaf · 19/06/2008 20:20

"I look marvellous!"

Yeah you do, you deludenoid.

Snaf · 19/06/2008 20:20

His powder-blue suedette sofas are revolting.

MadamAnt · 19/06/2008 20:21

ROFL at "deludenoid"

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expatinscotland · 19/06/2008 20:22

that tacky bedroom!

look likes a brothel.

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Snaf · 19/06/2008 20:23

I think orange men are my least-favourite sort.

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expatinscotland · 19/06/2008 20:24

Seamus is a twonk.

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