COME DINE WITH ME!

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OMG! Botox Woman looks like she is going to a Victorian-themed funeral.

I like Lady Debby.

Karen can't cook.

He's also one of those people who becomes a real prick when drunk.

am only at the baldy dude name dropping & forgetting the chives - muppet

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yes cod - many ranking and abusive opportunities - full of muppets tonight!

Those souffles were shit. Is that how you spell it?

Soo-flay. That's it.

bald guy is a twat

ROFL @ seamus' face when half naked bloke answered the door - to him in his rugby top cardi

Seamus, 'Does it sound like a plantation name?'

WTF. Like N. Irish people arent' called Seamus ever?

the pissed one is funny, or can she just not open her eyes

I see why Seamus is divorced and still single.

Because he's a dicksmack.

ah NOOOOOOOOOOO smug git has 19 and now is seamus' turn, tosser

He's rude.

pmsl - umbrellas in cocktails risque?!?!?! twat

and raw meat.

rank.

the gay one is a beeeatch!

pearly cactus - how to camp up a bouquet
god I love this programme

i'd rather go out with the gay one than seamus.

oh god do we have to choose one to go out with?!?!?

why oh why would you TOUCH a stained kilt

oi expat, you got yer pump yet?

there's a package left at the neighbours, Tutter, as was out a lot today!

i went by, but they were out.

i think that must be it!

they're very cool neighbours who are retired and always have the finest of M&S biscuits on hand and a kitchen i like to sit in and pretend is mine, so i'll plan when i go over tomorrow .

oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO seamus cannot win he just can't

stupid stupid baldy man giving him 10

wendy's eyes just cannot get any beadier.

she's been getting her face done!?!!

am seriously thinking of applying for this and serving up gregs sausage rolls and fruit shoots

farking hell - that other woman is a right moaning minnie

oh dear seamus is bad

i have been banging on about what a fuckwit Seamus is.

wendy, blepharplasty.

seriously.