Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Ds obs, there has been gin.

I like the registrar lady

Ooo another hot copper.

Aaron is going to die from heart failure before Kev does at this rate

So nobody turned up for the gender reveal party then

I'm behind you lot tonight, now watching on itv X, about 20 mins behind you all

Now this is proper emmerdale.

Don’t read the thread until you catch up!

Good idea! Be back later

I like Jimmy’s jumper

It’s actually lovely to see so many people in the pub. Doesn’t happen often these days.

Ds has found my coffee rum. He may be going home before santa gets here.
She wasted perfectly good sherry trifle!

You tell her, Lydia.

At least the cake didn’t get wasted

Ross and his baby daughter are going to be so cute together

Sensible move taking the child there

They never have any money ... but Lydia has £33 spare to buy Kim Christmas food .

Setting up for a siege chez Aaron tomorrow? Hostage?

Will be their dirty money they earned from the secret shoot

I enjoyed that episode apart from the Celia and Kev bits.

Christmas Day is going to be interesting

Perhaps Kev and Celia collide and Kev is the one that brings down Ray and Celia.

Ohh of course..
Well in that case ...you would think she could have the food for free really !

I thought they gave the money to a charity?

Oh you're right. Charles found a generous donation at the church didn't he.