Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

I should be peeling spuds.
I spy a lesserspotted Mac!

Mack looks like he's been up since half 5

Kev looking very Jesus like tonight with the flowing hair

Ohnooooooooo! Not so cuddly Kev now eh?

Oh no Celia is here

WTF?

Oooohhhh will April be leaving 🎉

Shocker!

Hahaha hahaha

Hahaha!

So many people getting married on Christmas Eve

including Eric and Kerry WTF??

Eric and Kerry! Who saw that coming? 🤣

Random

That's quite funny though 😂

Kev needs to shoot the lot of them

Bound to be a tax dodge!

Ahhh ..
Hahaha ..
Brilliant.
(As I posted on the Christmas bargains thread 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😁)

Obviously it's some sort of marriage of convenience so Eric's finances are safe. Although given Kerry's chequered past for ripping people off I wouldn't put it past Kerry to run off with Eric's fortune.

Eldest dh is here, who does not understand that you dont talk incessantly about shite I know or care about when Emmer fucking Dale is on.

Kerry and Eric. Now here come the unwelcome pictures in my head. 😫

Ha ha well done bizzey 🤣

Bloody heck that'll be Sarah throwing another tantrum then " but it's OUR wedding day, it's so unfaaaaaaiiiiirrrr".

Give him all the QS toffees to keep him quiet.

How many husbands have you got?

😂

Ds obs, there has been gin.