EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I just googled - Abi's 8! Poor Tanya, always left to do all the parenting while Max swans off.

Abi is 8 ! Gosh.
Give it ten years and she’ll be another Branning back with revenge on her mind ( or a total mess )

Not seen today's but if Jasmine is Zoe's daughter why was she acting all suspicious about Cindy?

She wasn't really. They just attempted to make it look that way.

Haven't watched tonight's yet, but am intrigued to see how they will explain why Zoe thought her daughter had died 🤔

Zoe told Dr Evil he wasn’t the dad months ago. She said the dates didn’t match up etc. I don’t know why she would lie if she was so desperate to find Myson. Surely she would have realised telling him would ensure he would help her get the medical information she needed (as he was just able to today which was ridiculous. How did that doctor get information about births almost 20 years ago in such a short period of time!). It doesn’t stack up. She must have known he was the dad as the babies were clearly mixed heritage.

We still don’t know who Dr Evil was talking to on the phone, the person who he told not to speak to Patrick.

I can’t believe Ian is unable to raise a few thousand pounds. Today he said something about talking to his accountant to get an overdraft?? An accountant is not the bank and can’t sort an overdraft. I think he is stringing Lauren along.

Yes. Zoe did tell him he wasn’t the father didn’t she.
He may be jumping to conclusions, but he seemed pretty certain around the dates. They must have met up in Ibiza ? Or she had a few liaisons and she knows he definitely isn’t the dad. I’ve no idea really , but I had forgotten what she had told him. Maybe she lied to him because she abandoned them ? Felt guilty , didn’t want him involved? Anyway, the girl baby did live , but as she didn’t bother with either of them she doesn’t deserve to find myboy ( but I have seen a photo of a teenager on line who looks as if he’ll be in it soon!)
Hopefully he’ll be a better actor than Jasmine is.

Thoughts in no particular order…

At least this storyline with Jasmine is winding up (hopefully). It was so obvious and so boring. Really poor casting, too - Zoe is a tall and buxom lass, whereas Jasmine is an elfin little thing and I thought early on she might be…a boy identifying as a girl (sorry actress who plays Jasmine!). Hopefully Antknee, Zo and ‘ma boy’ (girl) can all toddle off into the sunset together soon.

Penny has been reduced to a character who skulks about occasionally acting as unlikely agony aunt to whoever she happens upon. Very dull storylines for her. I predict she’ll be gone soon.

Why are George and Nic now acting like a married couple, joined at the hip? Very poor taste. Jumpers had barely spent a night in prison. No wonder Barney Boy Wonder is miffed.

Ollie & Annie look like they aged about 3 years on their world cruise. Are they going to be living at Peacock’s Palace? Poor kids…from banished to ‘play upstairs’ in a pub to having to keep the noise down in a b&b. They seem to have ditched Olli’s autism now it’s served a a couple of storylines. 🤔

As for that snake Ian , he is stringing lauren and the charity along. I’m shocked that someone hadn’t turned up to see Lauren again from st Lucy’s to find out where the 3k is! She ignored the phone call.
He is either being tight , doesn’t want to borrow it from Kathy ( he is sorting out her affairs for two businesses) or he wants her to get into trouble! He can raise 3k easily I bet. He isn’t exactly hard up anymore.

Does anyone really expect any of this to stack up? I don't😆 It's all just "Zoe, shooting, stalking, undead twin, basket of fruit, Dr Evil, more stalking, no one will notice if it doesn't make sense".

if Antnee is not the dad we have suffered three long months of him for nothing. Of course he's the dad!

Didn’t know that Beale had an accountant, but agree that they don’t arrange overdrafts !
im surprised he didn’t ask Vicki to do it for mates rates.

To be honest, they've probably been stalking our thread on here and stealing our storylines 😆

Apparently Max thinks that Ian and Lauren are having an affair and it gets a bit nasty. Pet ahhh finds out about the charity money .. it’ll all kick off ( amongst other ‘kicking off ‘ things at Christmas with Zoe and Antnee and that woman from the hospital will probably be fired !)
Happy times looming lol

I do think theres a producer or someone on these threads 👀👀😄

Well, it’s definitely not me ! .. Although I’d love us lot to have a go at a script .. that wouid be funny.
😄

Charli looks like she has grown up into a full on pre-schooler overnight 😳

Definitely not me 😭😭 i'd have all the women leaving their bastard husbands

Peacock Palace looks like a cross between a boudoir and a gypsy/fortune tellers caravan/trailer tent!

Well we'll soon know - if there's suddenly a bus crash containing all our named victims on board... 😅

I do feel sorry for Charli. A very young mum. Her own Nan and great Nan have many issues , a dad who isn’t there for her and hardly any food in the house.
Despite all this angst , Kat did look fab today. She suits black more than the full on leopard print it fits

Oh yes! Our big old bus crash off a cliff ..
As long as we save Oscar and Kat from death, bring it on!

Will mysons twin be living with Zoe at the Beales? Surely she will know that's her mum. What i really don't understand, on top of everything else. Is why didn't Jasmine go to the pub? That paper article is about the shooting. There was an episode when Zoe snarled at Freddie for an article in the paper because he told the reporter she was at the vic, she was then worried the shooter (jacknjack and ravi) would come back for her. Are we meant to think that Jasmine didn't read the article, in a paper that she happened to carry around with her for months?
The whole thing is a right mess

I thought this. I wonder if she’ll take up fortune telling like Nessa in Gavin and Stacey.

Can we shove Johnny Sausage and Tim Nice but Dim on it too.

Antnee/Zo/Jasmine on the priority seats please!

Hopefully Jas mine will soon be a ‘ Has been ‘
Although it does look as if ‘my son’ will also show up soonish , so they can all shout at each other a bit more.