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EASTENDERS 78 - TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/11/2025 23:48

So max came back. Didnt obv see his identical daughter - annoyed everyone and left again till who knows when

As seems linda went for a weeks cruise and been away for 3mths but its fine as wont be fined or made to go to school with her youngest son

So we have Mitchell’s galore and mummy Mitchell is getting notches on her bed post with a few in the square 😂😂

And now she is pregnant. So who is the daddy

Teddy has taken the blame of killing okie for Harry

Suki and Eve want to adopt but will get the adopted child soon

Meanwhile Ravi been a naughty boy too many times and now turning grass to keep out of prison

Meanwhile we still have jasmine and whatever she is up to. She has worked at the gay club now for weeks but still hasn’t given in her id or tax details

Is it something to do with Cindy ?

Lauren and Peter gone on the longest honeymoon

Howie still has the thousands he stole off Patrick

Kat and Alfie still have the pub but obv need to pay back Stacey £100k or at least give her a share of the profits

Will Zoe ever find her abandoned son ?

Vicky still owes shaza thousands and def isn’t paying back £2k a month like she said

And now seems she has a crush on Zack - would shazza mind her little sis and brother getting it on ?

joel def wasn’t a nice boy and not sure how he can say he’s not guilty

glad Nigel has his wife and now to find someone for Phil. Prob be shazza - if she ever returns.

Assume she has some personal stuff going on in real life

can’t think of anything else but sure I’ve missed loads out

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the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 09:22

The Zoe twins story has escalated madly since last summer. Both twins have adopted mums , Zoe has discovered that the girl twin survived after all , Anthony has been killed ( it was self defence , but still dead ) mystery around Josh’s adopted dad and a new cat found and quickly forgotten about. Plus Josh had his twins mobile number , so maybe he was in touch with her more than he was saying originally and Josh’s mum is behaving suspiciously and wants to move to Southend. It’s all go !

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/03/2026 09:50

That’s it in a nutshell @the80sweregreat😂

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mrswhiplington · 19/03/2026 10:40

the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 09:15

I can only assume that Dee and Kim were upset that they were moving away before Patrick gets a chance to meet up with them. Why is a mystery, he has two g/ children in Scotland that he hasn’t met , yet he could get a train up there with Yolande ! Southend is around an hour and half drive ( if that , on a good day ) or two trains , so easy enough to get to. The trains from Barking to Southend Central are regular as are the ones to southend Victoria on the Liverpool street line. It has good public transport links.
A bit like the Mitchell’s are obsessed with famillyyy, it appears to have rubbed off on to the Foxes. You can’t move further than across the square if your a blood relation , unless your written out of it to go off to Germany / Bali and other far flung places ( more exotic than Southend !)

Or Manchester. It's tropical here today.😅

JMSA · 19/03/2026 10:45

Catpiece · 19/03/2026 09:03

Plus, when Josh and the mum said they were moving to Southend Denise and Kim’s faces looked like they’d been told they were moving to Australia but why the concern? They only met them five minutes ago! Getting silly really, all this Zoe’s kids business. I couldn’t care less. The show has gone further down the pan since they brought Zoe back. Not been a success has it unlike the return of Max, who is always value for money

Totally. Bringing Zoe back was a massive mistake. It’s been shit since.

the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 10:48

They move them on to various places ! The most bizarre one recently was Bali. Manchester and Milton Keynes were far more were more believable tbh.

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/03/2026 12:19

JOSH can’t be that poor who’s buying a double in a club

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the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 12:23

Kim was impressed by Josh’s clothes . Unless they were charity shop bargains, they were not cheap looking as well as buying doubles at London prices.
Yet his mum didn’t have much food in and only one teabag.

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 19/03/2026 12:44

He could afford a cocktail as well ..

the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 12:47

They can always afford alcoholic drinks, cafe food, fast food, launderette prices for a service wash, popcorn with a dodgy credit card ( what does Bea think will happen when Honey opens up her bill ?) all sorts! None of which are particularly cheap.

Catpiece · 19/03/2026 13:02

What makes me cringe is stuff like “you’ll be ok, you're a Branning” (or more usually a Mitchell) Right? And? Bloody ridiculous. I’ve never heard anyone IRL refer to family members in such a way and I’m a Cockney too 🤷‍♀️

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/03/2026 16:37

the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 12:47

They can always afford alcoholic drinks, cafe food, fast food, launderette prices for a service wash, popcorn with a dodgy credit card ( what does Bea think will happen when Honey opens up her bill ?) all sorts! None of which are particularly cheap.

She will get the statement before honey sees it

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BusterGroove · 19/03/2026 17:18

I’m assuming Jasmine killed the adoptive dad - maybe an accident or not proved, but the Mum was really sketchy when Kim and Denise asked about it. And that would be why the twins were separated. (Not a spoiler, just a guess!)

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 19/03/2026 17:21

BusterGroove · 19/03/2026 17:18

I’m assuming Jasmine killed the adoptive dad - maybe an accident or not proved, but the Mum was really sketchy when Kim and Denise asked about it. And that would be why the twins were separated. (Not a spoiler, just a guess!)

A We Need To Talk About Jasmine plot??

Catpiece · 19/03/2026 17:22

It’s just so uninteresting. The whole Zoe/Jasmine/now the brother. Hope the storyline gets in the bin soon. The Mark/Lauren and Bea inserting herself into Honey and Billy’s life is far more promising.

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/03/2026 19:25

If she did kill the dad. Then Anthony. Needs one more and she a serial killer

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EmeraldShamrock000 · 19/03/2026 20:47

I was thinking Jasmine hurt her brother being 8 but we’ll find out soon enough.

Bea is like the evil honey.

the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 21:04

Yes, considering how the post is so bad these days Bea will probably manage to intercept the post easily enough or chat up Howie for the bill when it comes.
Billy may need the police the get shot of her eventually! I doubt she’ll go quietly even if she is rumbled fairly soon!

EmeraldShamrock000 · 19/03/2026 21:11

Is Max chasing Linda and Cindy, dirty dog.

the80sweregreat · 19/03/2026 21:14

Linda saw Cindy and max together, so hopefully she’ll tell him where to go and not be messed around. She is a bride candidate, but I am hoping it’s a red herring.

Meredusoleil · 19/03/2026 21:25

I think Max is using Cindy for sex ie a quick shag every now and then. But he has feelings for Linda, so it's different!

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/03/2026 22:00

Max is a dirty dog !!

Josh and oscar will def shag

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Blondeshavemorefun · 24/03/2026 13:35

Was it on last night ?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 24/03/2026 13:36

ignore me. Found on planner. Not sure why I didn’t watch last night

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Blondeshavemorefun · 26/03/2026 10:29

I’m fed up of honeys pre menopausal stuff - I almost thought doc was going to say you are preg

we know how fertile the 50’s are. Shazza Denise etc

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Blondeshavemorefun · 26/03/2026 10:30

How was Cindy get out of having Jasmines phone. Would have been better to say cleaner found it in the loos etc at her club

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