It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

Suspect an extra 10 mins isn’t going to help at this point

Looks like he’s toast

Good work from ginger

Yup. Ginger Ringer.

Was referring to the photo of him at about 7 in Cyprus. He went downhill rapidly

Also 'I hope it's not too stodgy' and 'If the chicken isn't cooked, that will be a problem.' This is why he's the paid expert - so insightful.

Grace saying she doesn’t do spice is so weird, like they’re forcing her to be gregggggggg

I miss last year with the lovely Vito and his ability to actually cook. Are they trying to force us to look back on Joe Swash with some kind of affection because at least we might have seen him on something before?

Ah yes Jon the famous cinnamon haggis we all know and love

Didn’t she say earlier that she does love spicy food? 🤔

Didn't David Van Day from Dollar actually end up with his own burger van? This lot should be careful what they wish for.

He’s a goner

Oily, undercooked and bad. Yep, that’s authentic street-food, Gaz.

Fair play, he’s certainly gone down hill.
ooh David Van Day, I loved Dollar

From naked chickpeas to authentic Japanese in one move . Interesting.

Well what was the point of that hour then?

They got to practice their street food dish in advance though didn’t they?

Yo-gert alert

I know that the BBC is about to get sued for a billion dollars by Donald Trump any time now but they are also about to get hit with a complaint that the new series of Celebrity MasterChef was so shit it made a middle-aged woman eat an entire packet of Jaffa Cakes in twenty minutes. They can pay for my Mounjaro.

Yes he did, had completely forgotten that! They should get him on the prog to tell them how it’s done.

It’s a very dull programme now. Thank heck for you lot. Make it bearable and funny

Thank god it’s an hour earlier tomorrow!

What?

All that and they haven't even got rid of one of the no-mark fuckers!

What is happening?

Until next time Chuffs

If you need witnesses we are with you babes 🤗