It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

I liked Gaz.

Gregg!!

See you on Thursday Chuffs.

Omg Scotland got a goal just turned over

Something about Gaz - I feel sorry for him.

They’re playing at Hampden aren’t they? Come on Scotland!

They are

Not sure Tory councillor is a career path any more...

I don't think Strictly struggles for representation of gay men... just not in the celebs this year

Ive just put on my recording of tonight's as was watching Scotland get to the world cup and its recorded a bit of eastenders. Is that smithy from the bill in it?

I thought the fish looked awful but John raved about it.. as for the hairy chicken skin eww

I'm finding it hard to engage with contestants I neither know nor care about.

Carry on making jokes like that and you will find bookers for next years CMC knocking at your door and begging you to take part because making bad jokes on an anonymous web site pretty much qualifies you as a bona fide celebrity these days.

[At which point we will deny all knowledge of you, blank you, then contact DM and make up stories about you. Just saying.]

Drag appears now to considered as a sexuality rather than a job.

They have done in the past though! I remember once seeing the people who were Krankies on something similar dressed up as 'the Krankies' and Christopher Biggins as a panto dame... the Chuckle Brothers never stepped out of role. Arguably, Danny Dyer is never not 'Danny Dyer'.

Normally I cannot stand the way the BBC shoehorn drag queens into everything, but this one does not bother me as much- not like the ghastly Kitty that kept perving on John Torode
And I would like to get some of those Indian / Sri-lankan recipes

I looked on the restaurant site and they have some of the recipes they used on there , not the coconut prawn curry sadly, but the chicken one and a few different ones.. I had a happy half hour!

Evening chuffs. It's baltic. I have wine!

Evening Potter. Yes, it’s freeeezing!

Girds loins

I noticed Katie McGlynn does not take criticism well....

I am in my oodie. Been working from home since yesterday (cos of the sick) and christ, sitting on my arse im feeling the cold. But dont wanna overuse the heating cos it costs!!!

Evening all I will try to stay awake!

Snap

Evening all