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MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

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dillite · 13/11/2025 22:05

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

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Nofksleft2give · 13/11/2025 22:29

browneyes77 · 13/11/2025 22:28

How the fuck did Cabbage Bez get through the selection process for this show? 😂

He reminds me of Norman Wisdom. For the oldies among us.

Brooklans · 13/11/2025 22:29

I feel bad for Anita. I know she’s a drama llama but I sense that as she’s a lady of a certain age she saw this process at the final chance to find love. And she got matched with someone with no interest in her.

TinselAngel · 13/11/2025 22:29

browneyes77 · 13/11/2025 22:28

How the fuck did Cabbage Bez get through the selection process for this show? 😂

Maybe he was the only man over 40 who applied.

Appalonia · 13/11/2025 22:30

So WHY didn't he leave af

IBorAlevels · 13/11/2025 22:30

The ads on MN keep causing my laptop to crash while I watch this, so annoying!

browneyes77 · 13/11/2025 22:30

Nofksleft2give · 13/11/2025 22:29

He reminds me of Norman Wisdom. For the oldies among us.

Don’t do my Norman like that!

hoxtonbabe · 13/11/2025 22:30

dillite · 13/11/2025 22:27

I think that the cat has dragged a mouse in. Sigh.

Bloomin cats! 🐱 my one enjoys bringing the odd ones we do have into my sons bed.. poor kid was traumatised 😂 for many years after and never allowed into his room at night after that

Donttellempike · 13/11/2025 22:30

Nofksleft2give · 13/11/2025 22:29

He reminds me of Norman Wisdom. For the oldies among us.

Reiss reminds me of Norman Wisdom. Big time

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/11/2025 22:31

hoxtonbabe · 13/11/2025 22:30

Bloomin cats! 🐱 my one enjoys bringing the odd ones we do have into my sons bed.. poor kid was traumatised 😂 for many years after and never allowed into his room at night after that

🤣🤣. Cats are arseholes

browneyes77 · 13/11/2025 22:31

IBorAlevels · 13/11/2025 22:30

The ads on MN keep causing my laptop to crash while I watch this, so annoying!

It does the same on my iPhone.

Page keeps reloading whilst I’m in the middle of reading stuff. Super annoying

RancidRuby · 13/11/2025 22:31

Oh Nelly, you should have just said no I've nothing left to say. Stop giving him the satisfaction.

menopausalfart · 13/11/2025 22:31

@IBorAlevels Use Brave. It stops all the ads.

TinselAngel · 13/11/2025 22:31

The correct answer to “have you got a last thing you want to say to Steven”? Is “off you fuck, then”

JaquiRussell · 13/11/2025 22:31

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/11/2025 22:31

🤣🤣. Cats are arseholes

Just ask Keye

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/11/2025 22:31

TinselAngel · 13/11/2025 22:31

The correct answer to “have you got a last thing you want to say to Steven”? Is “off you fuck, then”

Yes!! 🤣

dillite · 13/11/2025 22:32

hoxtonbabe · 13/11/2025 22:30

Bloomin cats! 🐱 my one enjoys bringing the odd ones we do have into my sons bed.. poor kid was traumatised 😂 for many years after and never allowed into his room at night after that

I much prefer when he steals my hairbands and absolutely loses his shit over them. Birds and mice are too messy to rescue.

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hoxtonbabe · 13/11/2025 22:32

browneyes77 · 13/11/2025 22:30

Don’t do my Norman like that!

I thought reiss was Norman wisdom? I’m sure we were calling someone else Norman wisdom on here, and it wasn’t cabbage,lol

murasaki · 13/11/2025 22:32

The right tit is on the move again. She shouldn't lean back.

IBorAlevels · 13/11/2025 22:32

Just realised Maeve has given up the fake tan, I think she looks better (cleaner).

dillite · 13/11/2025 22:32

Wow, this is the most Div has said that hasn't been some affirmation crap.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/11/2025 22:33

dillite · 13/11/2025 22:32

I much prefer when he steals my hairbands and absolutely loses his shit over them. Birds and mice are too messy to rescue.

My cat has an obsession with rubber. My poor crocs are chewed to fuck! And if anyone leaves ear buds about he eats the rubber covers

TinselAngel · 13/11/2025 22:33

We’ve been watching it so long everyone looks like Norman Wisdom.

IBorAlevels · 13/11/2025 22:33

Don't think it was about being an empath, it was being pussy blinded

Mangetoutmangetouti · 13/11/2025 22:33

I hate that thing manipulators do when they do that pretend baffled look and then call the other person a fool for accepting their shit

JaquiRussell · 13/11/2025 22:33

Has someone tried to give JR tit tape and instead she's just playing with it 🤦🏼‍♀️

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