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MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

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dillite · 13/11/2025 22:05

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

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IAmKerplunk · 19/12/2025 13:23

ruethewhirl · 19/12/2025 13:19

Crikey! I don't think there were any signs of her being bi during the show, were there? (I'm bi myself but have hopeless gaydar 😄)

Me too! Would never have called this one 😂

JaneJeffer · 19/12/2025 13:27

Crystal did think that Rebecca and Leah were flirting with each other though 🧐

IAmKerplunk · 19/12/2025 13:28

JaneJeffer · 19/12/2025 13:27

Crystal did think that Rebecca and Leah were flirting with each other though 🧐

Oh yes! I had forgotten about that. Now it’s over I think I would struggle to remember most of them 🙈

JaneJeffer · 19/12/2025 13:30

I wonder what her mum thinks

JaneJeffer · 19/12/2025 13:31

Although she’s probably delighted it’s someone from Liverpool so she won’t want to leave. Unless the girlfriend gets a transfer to Spain or something 😂

blankcanvas3 · 19/12/2025 13:58

IAmKerplunk · 19/12/2025 13:02

😱 where did you see that?

Though I do remember whilst the show was airing that there was gossip that one of the wives had got together with a footballer!

Edited

Leah’s going out with an Everton footballer, that was who the rumour was about at the time! So both Leah and Rebecca with footballers now

IAmKerplunk · 19/12/2025 14:12

blankcanvas3 · 19/12/2025 13:58

Leah’s going out with an Everton footballer, that was who the rumour was about at the time! So both Leah and Rebecca with footballers now

Ooh yes - the one she has been friends with for a long time and Crystal got a bad feeling about.

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 19/12/2025 14:15

She announced it on Loose Women apparently

ruethewhirl · 19/12/2025 14:19

JaneJeffer · 19/12/2025 13:27

Crystal did think that Rebecca and Leah were flirting with each other though 🧐

Yeah, I'm now wondering if Leah was picking up on something with Rebecca, as with Leisha (not that Leisha said she was bi, but she had kissed a woman... before Leigh, I mean. 😂)

IAmKerplunk · 19/12/2025 14:21

ruethewhirl · 19/12/2025 14:19

Yeah, I'm now wondering if Leah was picking up on something with Rebecca, as with Leisha (not that Leisha said she was bi, but she had kissed a woman... before Leigh, I mean. 😂)

My crap gaydar is picking up nothing with Leisha.

IBorAlevels · 20/12/2025 17:02

That is interesting as there was some insinuation that she and Leigh were flirting wasn't there! I did think she looked sheepish and never said "but I'm not gay or bi so why does it matter?" or anything.

TinselAngel · 20/12/2025 22:20

In the olden days she’d have done a fitness DVD.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/12/2025 22:35

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/12/2025 22:36

I just scrolled to page 40 on like 6 threads to find this one and share this tiktok with you 😄😄😄😄

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/12/2025 22:43

Dear Lord. I guess nobody offered him a panto part then?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/12/2025 22:53

MAFSUK EMERGENCY

(REPOST)

DEAN IS DOING CHRISTMAS RAPS

IF YOU TYPE THIS ACCOUNT INTO TIKTOK, YOU'LL SEE WHAT IS TRULY THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOUVE EVER SEEN 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.
mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/12/2025 22:53

dapsnotplimsolls · 26/12/2025 22:43

Dear Lord. I guess nobody offered him a panto part then?

😄

And the video has no tags, but the second it pans to the screen, you are instantly embarrassed 😭😭

chaosmaker · 27/12/2025 08:24

He is just pointless.

TinselAngel · 27/12/2025 09:29

Ye gods

EmeraldShamrock000 · 27/12/2025 10:34

That’s definitely up there with the worst gift ever. You can’t even return the bloody thing.

chaosmaker · 27/12/2025 13:04

Could probably complain to the provider though.

TitsInAbsentia · 27/12/2025 20:13

I do not have and will not get tik tok so marking myself safe from Deano's christmas rapping! Also...wonder how much she paid 😂 google tells me £37..think of the wine you could have go instead...

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/12/2025 21:03

This is on his Cameo:

'More about Dean Vary
Aloe Vera! 🌱 You might know me from Married at First Sight. I love a good pun, a cheeky joke, or even dropping a rap. I’m here to brighten your day and put a smile on your face!'

dapsnotplimsolls · 27/12/2025 21:04

Maybe we'll get the 'Get Lean With Dean' youtube channel in January, when everyone needs to work off the Christmas flab?

chaosmaker · 29/12/2025 10:44

TitsInAbsentia · 27/12/2025 20:13

I do not have and will not get tik tok so marking myself safe from Deano's christmas rapping! Also...wonder how much she paid 😂 google tells me £37..think of the wine you could have go instead...

Dunno why anyone has that app. Spyapp by a foreign gov. There is NOTHING on there that I need to see :)

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