MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

I can't remember what comedian it was, but I remember someone talking about the floods in Britain and remarking that finally those people who won speedboat on Bullseye had a use for them 🤣

You better! Im even holding off from watching my messy Indonesian drama on Netflix to get the goss!

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I forgot about when crystal came as axl rose, was it the mafs Halloween party?

Finally, some drama

Right.

Tea spilled 22.41 🤣🤣

I need all the Insta/Tiktok/Reddit gossip at 10.41! I also want to know what some people were hinting at about Grace and Ash.

I've just figured out JR's hair. It's Delores van Cartier from Sister Act

i wasn't sure if it was Axl or Hulk Hogan...

JR has emotional depth of a dry puddle

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The blankety blank cheque book and pen was the absolute worst prize. Not even a prize, just a tease because it’s not as if you could use it from the BBC bank account 😂

DH has slept through most of it, he’s just woken up and said ‘fuck me, it’s Poundland Sinitta’

You were just another shag, Div

Paul def looking a bit ming the merciless these days...needs to calm down on the 'tox, n'er a wrinkle in that walnut polished dome!

Get that man a drink!

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Urgh.

I put it on the spoiler thread and got absolutely annihilated for talking about it and saying I was reserving judgement because of it 😔

@hoxtonbabe I was obsessed, as a kid, with the checkbook and pen. Just because it was silver, I think.

It's OK. We don't judge here.

Pound land Sinitta is bang on!!
He's gotta be...so macho

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I still kind of wanted one though 🤣

Let's also face it JR has been one step away from just wearing a palm leaf on many occasions!

It looked kind of sci-fi