MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

Sarah this whole episode: 😮😲

Why are all Geordies always angry and ready to throw punches at any second? Honestly, whenever one is on the telly, it's like watching a rabid raccoon go loose.

I've missed Sarah's gurning 😁

I swear JR's hair gets bigger the more flak she thinks she's going to get.

I’d imagine it would be fine to have a drink in a pub / golf club with Paul but I can imagine he’d be quite hard work as a husband! Saying that as a guy !

Davide is wearing my favourite blouse from 1990.

Agree totally. Also gets on my nerves when they refer to themselves as us

Joes a big yellow chicken. Pathetic

You have a bond with him

I would like the option to choose camera angles!

Are there any loose nipples tonight or did they stay behind at the dinner party?

She said it all to JR yesterday. I bet she's got some things to say to Joe, but of course he's not here.

Is Paul going to bring out the cake of disrespect?

I think the ixperts should deliver a down camera diatribe to Joe, rather than punishment JR for this again. She deserves a talking to re Div, but this has been done.

hope so, I’m a bit peckish. I did rubbish tired shopping after work so no mafs treats here 😭😭😭😭

Maybe he'll slice it up and do partybags

The sensible thing would be for them both to find some sisterhood in being taken in by the same man.

Charlene can put the rest of the contents of her sex table in them

Worked with many geordies in the army , they almost have their own language.!

I don’t think JR knows what the sisterhood is

Pah! That’s way to sensible for MAFS

Christ alive...CT not content with calling us darling she's now cavorting with Celine Dion...

And hatch a plan to get even..

And hatch a plan to get even..

Somebody on Reddit called it a sex smorgasbord