MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

We need to have the experts on split screen when each partner is talking in a montage to show everyone the difference, I noticed that too. The "Oh and I do that too!" bonding moment. I am actually feeling sorry for his wife!

Spot on! Ratboy and Ash got off way too lightly considering their behaviour. Paul should be ashamed watching back.

Edited - wrong! Not Brighton was actually from Gatwick. Blardy google and false hope.

This is my first time watching Mafs UK and the big story for me tonight is that Paul has a wife!

I agree, get Paul off mafs, get Paul off mafs !!!!!

Oh yeah, his comments about how he does that too...double yuk!

I always forget too. He looks so happy when he watches Keye and Davide

It's the silk kimonos for me.

\the wellibobs he had on yesterday and today and the eyebrows for me

Poor Grace. I can’t believe Ashley didn’t get a massive telling off from the experts. They need to protect people better on the show.

While JR’s and Stephen’s behaviour was at at some level entertaining, Ashley’s is just not - really not my idea of fun TV. Eeugh

Calling your husband a Care Bear = 👎🏼

Picking the lock while your wife is in the bathroom = 👍🏼

Grace put on her Instagram that what they showed tonight was a sanitised version (and she wasn’t happy about it) so wonder what else was said and how the experts reacted?

Are Abigail and John too ditzy ? I sometimes feel that Abigail would have been happy with any guy that was nice to her.
Maybe they’re in love with love ? Or genuine?
I don’t know .

I don’t know either. But also I don’t care, which is odd because usually I’m interested in whether something is fake or not

How could Ash have thought it was ok to unpick the bathroom lock?! No wonder she felt uncomfortable with him.

I completely sympathise with Grace now. With the nail saga, then the dress saga, the jokes at her expense etc., he was slowly eroding her sense of self-worth and boundaries. Then his excuse was that was his humour and she couldn't see the 'real' him.

I think Grace had a problem articulating why she felt so uncomfortable and this is why she sounded so whiny.

Team Grace. Ash is a bully.

Abi opens box expecting to find a diamond bracelet and gets a manky 🌹 lol she reminds me of a younger Vanessa Feltz !

Thing is when someone has a child , they always say they can’t move because of their child.
I understand that , but that puts the onus on the other person to move. Also surely they realise this when they sign up to the experiment’?

Wasn’t it blindingly obvious that Steven and Nelly were not compatible? He seemed like a walking red flag to me ? Can’t believe the experts put Nelly through that

Yes but Grace didn’t shout so he didn’t realise it was unacceptable 🙄 so a woman’s ‘no, stop’ only counts if she shouts it 🤦🏽‍♀️

Dear god, what else did he do to her? I did think they looked increasingly concerned when she was talking. I think he was very handsy. The nodding and smiling is all body language projecting a false sense of security. Wasn't it what that hypnotist did when he got free tickets to things with slight of hand? Manipulation 101.

When I see Rhys , I can’t help but see Jimmy Carr..

Rhys also doesn’t seem to have much upstairs..

I see Joey Essex 🤣

I see Norman Wisdom !

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