MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

We the audience should be able to vote on whether these couples should stay together.

I’d imagine Rebecca would have plenty of Botox customers in Hove.

It would make the show so much more fun.

The show would only have had Keye and Davide after week 2...

Where does Rebecca live?

How have they never had a conversation about one of them moving??

If the audience voted, they'd all pretend to like each other.

Ah Liverpool. That's a huge distance for a relationship.

I thought the same but then I thought it was me going funny in the ears, lol

So Leo's sister who's only met April once says that his friends don't know enough so Leo should listen to her. But at least the friends met April twice. Leo's sister is talking out of her arse.

And saw the faces that she's pulling plus her body language.

He has a daughter and a brewery for god's sake, how in earth can she compare her need to stay in her hometown vs. his need?!? 🤣

I like Nelly’s flat mate.

Good question, Lucy.

It's refreshing to hear a bloke say that he wouldn't want to move.

Leo’s mum upon discovering that all is not well on the April front:

Let's meet.
'Let's not', should be the reply.

About fucking time Nelly. Yeesh, took you long enough.

Believe it when I see it

Nelly is going to do none of that. She'll wibble and beg as per.

Nelly is not who she thinks she is.

Brilliant!!!

Nobody thinks Argos only sell toys.

I'm so bored of all these no hoper couples. What is the point? Just leave, please! It's not fun to watch.

That woman isnt leo’s sister. It’s his mum’s sister