MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

I got to Crystal arriving and Leah's before C4 realised that they fucked up and pulled the episode. Plus, watching without this thread is actually torture.

Leah’s house looks nice. Bailey’s flat less so.

Can't believe Leo sat there drinking wine while April made him dinner with a face on her and he said he thinks they're getting on well.

And it looks like her actual house and not some boring rental.

Are pp watching Come Dine with me this week?

I think Leo’s house is a rental

And none of them have anything on their walls! Or any knick-knacks. I mean, even when I lived alone I had personal stuff everywhere.

Given that annoying Ella is on it, probably not!

We have stone face glare - off

Which girl?

Feels like Crystal actually manufactures drama. Exhausting.

Imagine if your husband stayed in a bar chatting to a random woman while you went home

No, can't deal with Ella

Ella and Emma. It's a hard pass from me.

I think Leah's lying, the nose scratch, the slight twitch...

Has john had eye lid surgery?

Leah's not convincing

Agree

I thought that too, the nose scratch gave her away.

It was all the lying body language at once.

Agree. There was the shadow of a smirk there too.

These two are too saccharine.

Once again, the cameras weren't there when something interesting was going on and instead we have half-stories.

How can you all tell? Her face is solid as a rock.

John you wet wipe. Nice family though