MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

In a boring line up , these two 😴 JFC

Oh chipmunk 2 that sounded so fake!!

If he had glasses on he'd look like Elvis Costello!

Do these two have strings attached to their mouths that constantly provide deranged smile?

She's made the mistake of borrowing JR's lip liner.
Has prob got Herpes now.

Exactly what I thought. I’m going to make a hot chocolate and see what scraps of sweet crap I can find

I find these two quite false I don’t know why just a gut feeling

BORIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

If you drank alcohol, I’d offer you the salted caramel vodka I was given for my birthday that remains unopened because I hate salted caramel 🤣🤣

They are nauseating

Swing it my way. Bloody love salted caramel.

How long is this funeral lasting??? Is it an Irish 14 day wake???

So she tells us.
I do like her, but in her company I'd no doubt commit a series of faux pas or feel the need to self censor; just not relaxing.

Think Abi & John are just desperate for love and they've simply found an equally enthusiastic partner 😂

The thing is, I'm not sure Maeve is over thinking things.

I do feel sorry for Maeve.

She’s clearly fallen for Joe, and he’s just done a 180 head fuck on her

There'll be some cracks soon.

DD Just asked me whether Maeve has ever looked not greasy. And, I don't think she has.

DS had salted caramel m & Ms. Not good, I would not recommend.

Mel, trying to explain Joe just isn't that into you babe.
What EVIDENCE do you have.
He keeps fucking off, Mel.

Most of them will be in that 50 layer foundation that she wears

Desperation not a solid foundation TBF

It’s yours.

I’ll send it express delivery from Birmingham 🤣

🤣🤣

Oh as if