MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Fucking brilliant! Love that they played tribal drumming incidental music when Nelly dropped her bombshell

No Nelly this is not why your intuition is screaming inside of you. Julia-Ruth is NOT the reason!!

Steven is a bad guy with bad behaviour. Everything about him is making your instinct recoil, you're not wrong in feeling weird about things.

Where's Aunt Lydia when you need her?

Oh this music!!

He’s such a manipulative arse

Funny how she hates being at the centre of everyone's attention when it isn't pure admiration and fawning.

SmugRat loving this.

The dramatic music for Nelly & Steven isn’t landing the way the producers hoped it would…..

Thank you for allowing me to be myself!

That is the bare minimum!!

Sounds a bit too familiar for me 🫣😭🙈

Ratboi dropping the L word about her is just so insincere 🙄 producers are getting their money’s worth

Ratboy is repeating the lines fed to him last week. He is a complete fake

Quite. Although I can see JR actually suiting a leather eye patch..

God these “ixperts” are shit.

Typical narc behaviour

Back to Charlene's hair, it reminds me of the Queen in a Chessboard.

Love Rebecca‘s top, anyone know where it’s from?

Abi & John now

Time to pop to the kitchen for a wine re-fill 🍷

Braveheart music at the end of Nelly and ratfink’s section

Bugger off, chipmunks.

This couple are so sickly sweet I'm developing diabetes from watching them

I would go mental if DH called me an 'incredible lady'!

🤣🤣🤣

This couple are like competitors on Strictly, she walks like her knees are tied together

Heh, I just did that.