MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

I thought Paul was going to say "come back next week and tell me where... you've had sex"!

Remember Itsy and Bitsy?

Crystal & Leah in sync with their periods 🤣

Oh look! They are synced. That has to be true love.

Crystal TMI

Syncing cycles, how much closer could you get?

This is spot on 😂

Ooh, go Crystal.

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🤣 He is telling the truth though. To quote another Mumsnetter, we've seen the feeding elbows to prove it 😂

My picture of Paul Darrow is under review!

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The Crystal is cracking!
I wouldn't want those nails flicking the bean though. That's why they have to build trust...

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JR huffing away on the sofa there.

Do you think every couple will be expected to comment on JR and Div?

They do look like some accidental slicing and dicing might happen

I understand some lesbians have some of their nails shorter.

They probably want to.

Yikes 😬

🤣 just googled do you mean spider finger puppets?

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Zero else to talk about. Until ratboy punches something or someone

Gosh these two are so boring even with the fake fight