MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Crystal channeling her inner Jack Sparrow tonight

Argh, no socks again. Reiss!

I think Paul's gonna get tough tonight- he's replaced the cardigan of inner peace with the jacket of tough love

Disco Stu has turned up.

👏👏👏

Dammit the weird drama music is back.

Plinky plonky now we are talking about Reiss in the bedroom.

😂

He is a good listener?

Yes, maybe he’s copped on that sucking up to abusive twats isn’t the win he thought 🤷‍♀️

I was thinking eh who do you mean, then the camera panned to Paul 🤣🤣🤣

Ixpert Paul has come as Avon from Blakes 7 tonight.

Paul’s jacket is giving The Prisoner

Oh, she wants to go deeper, does she. Balls deep?

7 is not mostly all good, it's ok.

Used to love Blake’s 7

I thought last night she’d had a top up.
i dont understand how any can find this look attractive. But obviously plenty of people do because millions of people are going for it. It looks bloody painful and giving battle zone, war and conflict vibes to me l😭🙈

Cross between that and a pearly queen

No one wants that image

Wow. He is enjoying eating food with her. That's proper deep.

Well this is a turnaround from the carcrash that was the start of their relationship!!

The Pearly Queen Prisoner 😂

Imagine cooking for Reiss and having to watch him eat! I'd need to starve him

Charlene you’ve got a birdcage on your head

He's getting regular shags and good food.

😂😂😂