MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

IIRC she was born and adopted in South Africa and then moved to New Zealand with her family as a small child. Also, I think her adoptive father had died when she was a teenager and she'd had a very close bond with him.

You got the pick of all those fit rugby men around you (I’m also a sucker for a Māori man)…..and you pick that pregnant worm looking STEVEN as your most attracted to?!?!

OK. Let's have sofas. I pray for carnage.

Are the interesting couples in the room with us?

These two are more dead in the water than a 3 month-old badger roadkill

Is this gloom and doom week? Time for a few to go surely...

Oh dear, they're all falling apart now.

Sadtimes.

Hopefully at least 2 couples will go.

Yes please. We need a huge cull finally.

Is there anything that will make Div leave? Yeah, JR withdrawing all the sex.

Tonight, Matthew, Crystal will be Axl Rose.

Ugh, Leah needs to step away from the needles. Her face is puffier than Michelin man.

I hope Grace and Ash will call it quits.

Nelly at it with the eye masks

Ugh

How can anyone fancy the T1000

Well I was trying to be good, but I’ve had a long day, and tonight will probably be another shitshow, so I’ve caved and bought wine. Sorry Weight Watchers 😂

Me too.

Is JR wearing a bangle over her jumper?

@Italiangreyhound I think Grace really likes him, as he has lots of good qualities. I don't think they'll ever work, though.

Leigh is coming as captain Jack Sparrow and Leah isa 1950s chauffer!

😂😂😂😂

Oh, give over JR. Nobody is buying what you are selling.

Ratboy is beyond vile but FS Nelly, he’s no prize 🙄. Get a bleeding grip

JR faking excuses for Keye when he really made his point clear, she is FAKE!

These dead horses are getting a right flogging tonight