MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Did ratboy just say they are one of the strongest couples? Deluded.

Reiss looking like one of the background T- Birds

He's the one who sings the song about mooning.

Leah going as granny's bog roll cover

Nobody strike a match near Leah.

Maeve makes me HATE the Geordie accent

And I'm a Geordie 😳

Yeah, but have you seen the other couples? A fart in a wind is a stronger couple than most of them.

Yes!

Leah sure does like dressing like a sponge/ loofah/ frilly sponge thingy.

Crystal doing the ixperts jobs as per

Looks like Crystal will be doing the ixperts job again for them tonight

Ageist, I’m a granny and my loo rolls are naked!

Crystal's definitely grown on me.

Leah looks like a certain body part 🦪

What's this, dress for the job you want! 😳🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Grace is lovely but could be draining

Same

I like Ash's jacket.

Ash looking like Ted Bovis

Please leave both of you. I am bored of you both.

It's velvet. I love velvet. So stroky.

Throw a vodka into it Maeve

I think Grace comes across badly as she's just not happy. He's a lovely bloke and has great qualities he's just not for her.

Joe "pulling back slightly" erm, you've left her alone twice and walked out!

Crystal seemed to deliberately paint herself as a bit stupid, but she isn't.
She should be an ixpert next series.

Bad edit maybe?

Watching live tonight for a change - evening motherfluffers!

Can't wait for JR to be outed as the villain she is....