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Who is the worst fictional couple?

127 replies

OneUmberJoker · 19/10/2025 18:11

Ross and Rachel

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PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 20:51

I agree with film Ginny and Harry

She was so fucking wet in the films! Book Ginny was ballsy, held her own and took no shit. When Ron had a go at her for going out with one of the other lads she went batshit at him, and rightly so! You just know he was going to call her a slag!

Silverbirchleaf · 19/10/2025 20:52

I agree, Penny had more chemistry with Sheldon, although Amy had good chemistry with him also.

TyroleanKnockabout · 19/10/2025 20:54

I was rooting for Ron and Hermione as a child, and (more so) for Harry and Ginny, so can’t agree with you all there!

Ron was moody, but I would be to if Death Eaters were trying to murder me etc. He seemed very realistic to me.

TyroleanKnockabout · 19/10/2025 20:55

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 20:51

I agree with film Ginny and Harry

She was so fucking wet in the films! Book Ginny was ballsy, held her own and took no shit. When Ron had a go at her for going out with one of the other lads she went batshit at him, and rightly so! You just know he was going to call her a slag!

Yes, Ginny was my favourite book character.

JustOnePersonNotAnOctopus · 19/10/2025 20:55

BatshitIsTheOnlyExplanation · 19/10/2025 19:21

The parents in Outnumbered. Useless as parents and a useless couple!

Aren’t the actors actually married to each other now?

JustOnePersonNotAnOctopus · 19/10/2025 20:55

BlueRidgeMountain · 19/10/2025 20:50

Phoebe and Mike. She should have stuck with the hot scientist guy who went to Minsk.

100%!

Hayley1256 · 19/10/2025 20:56

Matildas parents.

The leads from bones

Secretdestroyers · 19/10/2025 20:56

The main actors in UK Ghosts. Zero chemistry.

TyroleanKnockabout · 19/10/2025 20:58

ProfoundlyPeculiarAndWeird · 19/10/2025 20:15

Harvey and Val Denton of Royston Vasey (in The League of Gentlemen)

Stella and Charlie Hull are worse though!

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 20:58

JustOnePersonNotAnOctopus · 19/10/2025 20:55

Aren’t the actors actually married to each other now?

What I loved about that was that they kept it on the downlow. They were both single when they got together so no issues I just got the impression they are both quite private people.

But Daniel Roche who played Ben let the cat out of the bag in an interview, which is such a Ben thing to do! Apparently they didnt mind.

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 20:59

Secretdestroyers · 19/10/2025 20:56

The main actors in UK Ghosts. Zero chemistry.

Oh I love Alison and Mike, I thought they were a really good couple.

TheIceBear · 19/10/2025 21:01

John and Mary from Father Ted. Agree about Ron and Hermione. What a disappointment! And Harry and Ginny really lacked chemistry in their acting in the films.

Ariel896 · 19/10/2025 21:02

niles and Daphne 😬 but feel bad saying it

Secretdestroyers · 19/10/2025 21:03

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 20:59

Oh I love Alison and Mike, I thought they were a really good couple.

They just seem like good mates to me!

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 21:03

Hasnt JK since said that she thinks she got Ron and Hermione wrong? I wonder if they did a bit of a "Catherine/William" in that they split up for a while and then got back together after Ron had wised up and grown up a bit.

And that with hindsight perhaps Neville and Luna would have been better as they were in the films than what she said happened, which had been released before the final film (she married Newt Scamanders great grandson and he married Hannah Abbot who worked at Hogwarts as the matron after Poppy Pomfrey retired)

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 21:05

Secretdestroyers · 19/10/2025 21:03

They just seem like good mates to me!

There are worse ways to be in a marriage! Mates first lovers second. A lot of marriages dont manage either!

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 19/10/2025 21:13

BlueRidgeMountain · 19/10/2025 20:50

Phoebe and Mike. She should have stuck with the hot scientist guy who went to Minsk.

Apparently the writers wanted to do that as well, but Hank Azaria couldn’t commit to the filming schedule.

SleepingStandingUp · 19/10/2025 21:14

pastabest · 19/10/2025 18:42

Jackson and Maggie in Greys Anatomy

Omg yes this

locket2009 · 19/10/2025 21:16

Den and Ange

Bobbyelvis4ever · 19/10/2025 21:17

Ragnar and Aslaug in Vikings. He wanted sons, but was so clearly still nuts about Lagertha (who wouldn’t be - she was a badass!)

Teddy and Owen in Grey’s Anatomy. Zero chemistry.

Carter and Kem in ER. They just always seemed awkward together

scalt · 19/10/2025 21:19

Bill and Fleur.

Has nobody said Mr and Mrs Basil Fawlty yet? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist winding up Mumsnet with that archaic way of addressing a married couple.)

Adrian Mole and Pandora; although her choice of partners was questionable in the later books.

scalt · 19/10/2025 21:21

Also, Alice Tinker and Hugo Horton (vicar of Dibley). I know their marriage was meant to be absurd, but still..,

scalt · 19/10/2025 21:23

Mr and Mrs Twit (Roald Dahl).

PumpkinSpiceAndEverythingNice · 19/10/2025 21:23

Katniss and Peeta

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/10/2025 21:24

scalt · 19/10/2025 21:19

Bill and Fleur.

Has nobody said Mr and Mrs Basil Fawlty yet? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist winding up Mumsnet with that archaic way of addressing a married couple.)

Adrian Mole and Pandora; although her choice of partners was questionable in the later books.

I often re read the books and I think he was the classic first boyfriend. She wasnt interested in the loud mouth types, so she went for the quiet bookish type. Jack Cavendish was a total arse, no idea what she saw in him!

I found the fact that they gravitated back to each other at times of stress or trial was interesting. And how she put up with him at Oxford....again very questionable!

But I do like the fact that the final book leaves it open that they may actually get back together in its ending.

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