MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Boobs away.

Abigail reminds me of the girl taken prisoner in silence of the lambs

Oh, another one I forgot all about

No Sarah you should not be 'trying to get the spark' and letting him grope you because you are his wife

Yes 👍

Has leisha a full face of filler. I'd say she was very good looking naturally.

Her cheekbones are the strangest shape.

hilaire

not

I'd completely forgotten about Grace and Ash.

Gashley, you little minxes

That’s an understatement

@MrJollyLivesNextDoor

I need a wee. Are there less adverts tonight?

Grace is going to hate Reiss, what with his views that his future daughter would learn ballet rather than boxing 🤣

Does Dean really make Sarah laugh though. She just finds hin irritating I thought.

After all of the abuse that they have suffered in those bikinis, they probably refused to perform if they were to be strapped into something dodgy again.

Leisha

I love Davide style. I’d love to strut around soho or Brick Lane with him 😂

I can't see Abigail without seeing Penelope Keith as Margo! I keep expecting her to have that voice, and getting a shock!

It doesn't matter if it's a joint decision or not, if one says no, it's no, Mel. Do you need to go back to consent school?

Sarah’s a total cow for not forcing herself
to be intimate with the fat guy

You can tell Sarah is treading on eggshells when she speaks.

It puts the lotion on its (sunburned) flaps.

She's just grasping at something nice to say about him.

You’re gonna burn for this 😂😂🤭

Hi inexperts, leave Sarah alone you bunch of useless twats