MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Grace trying to control what is said on the sofa. She knows it shows her being a hypocrit, that's why she is cross. Agree the dress story has gone so far now it's hard to know what the situation was.

Oh yes. He'll always be Gaston the wannabe bumhole terroriser to me.

I too forgot his name I just remember he was from Malta and wanted to terrorise bum holes🤭

Oh god we’re going to have to hear the dress/ nails story AGAIN

Grace has no family

Because she doesn’t want to shag a misogynist after 3 weeks? 😬

Ashley in the lions den

No, I don't. I'm happily married 19 years.
I'd steer clear of Grace.

I should turn off but I can’t because I’d miss you lot 🤣

Oh god the dress/ nail / contraception story

again again

At least Gaston was comedy value! This lot are just dreary and nasty

Oh god please have Abigail and John work out.
I'm suspicious about Maeve and Joe, considering the sensitivities around alcohol. Don't believe a word that comes out of Bailey's mouth.
All we have is Davide & Keye. We need another couple to root for.

Yep. They’re not suited, it’s just for controversy and views.

They probably want no part of this shitshow. And rightly so

I don't think not wanting to have sex after three weeks is 'intimacy issues'. Grace's happy to hold hands, cuddle, kiss and talk about sex in the future- I think the pressure to have it is putting her off, and rightly so, I think. I think all the women's instincts here are pretty spot on- it probably is too soon for her to know and trust Ashley, just as Sarah knows the truth about how she feels about CareBear, and Nelly knows that her body wants her to run. All the women know their bodies and minds are trying to tell them something, and then the iXperts come along and tell them they have issues and should just get on with it (it being sex most of the time).

Deeply unpleasant.

Ash probably needs someone on his side to even the game

I saw a meme that said that the most stable couple on the show is the one from those Tui ads and I have to hard agree.

Definitely against the blonde militant.

No, because she is clearly giving mixed signals and the bloke doesn’t know where he stands with her.

The simple fact is, she has issues. Issues she should’ve got therapy for, not come in this show when she is clearly struggling with EVERYTHING.

Agree.

In laws week is just another chance to rehash all these crappy arguments AGAIN.
These threads are the only thing I'm sticking around for! There us so little actual content.

@JaquiRussell Joe is in recovery, I think.

No wonder we get 5 episodes a week. 3 of them are to go. Over the same thing on repeat.

First year university feminist group vibes

@EmeraldShamrock000 Is he? That's so fking irresponsible to stick him with a party girl.