MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

New cannon fodder....

Dean is so creepy.

Where do they get these men, Steven, Dean and Ashley are just walking red flags.

Yummy, cheesy balls

Joe looks like he's had a top up of lip filler. And gone too far with it!

Groom on the left is doing red neck chic

They've only lost one couple though, Anita and Cabbage, so why do we need 3 more couples suddenly.

I like Grace, she doesn't put up with any shit.

do they usually bring in 3 extra couples? I thought it was usually two. Is it because they've lost one so early maybe?

Who's the fellow with the gonk on his head?!

Supermarket boy is a wazzock.

Oh, the cavemen. No wonder they are the 2nd tier grooms.

Alright, Joker face

God they all are 🙄

where did they find this motley crew?

MAFS is not the place to find genuine, so good luck with that Abigail.

There's a gang on the way.

At least she knows how to handle a cock.

Yes. I like Grace. A lot of men don’t like women who stand up for themselves and some women seem to dislike women like her too as they highlight their own low standards.

Munster’s living room

I recall Grace saying at the very start that she was super unsuccessful with men. She’d tried everything and wasn’t able to find herself a relationship. Lots of situationships but no men sticking around.

Well, I can see why.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All this fuzzy bubbly giggly feels completely off in view of what’s going on.

Maybe I’m just an old misery. 😂😂

A mullet, a wazzock and a bloke who looks like his skin has been stretched over his head 🤢
Once Sarah clocks this lot are the alternative, she'll say leave next commitment ceremony, guarantee it!!

Well. You would hope 🤦‍♀️

Oh, don't we just love a possessive mother.

I wonder why they're single!😂