Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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I tried!

Hard agree.

Bailey seems like a nice guy, the Welsh chap too, I'm still learning the new names.
So far, Steven and Dean are on my creep list. Waiting to add the next creep.

Yes to Steven and Dean being creeps. I'd like to add Paul/Bez to the creep list as he's giving off weird vibes. Poor Anita appears to have aged 10 years since the series started.

I like Ashley (the Welsh chap) and Grace. They're a nice couple - so far!

Paul, yes, I was hoping on the honeymoon, he'd give his mouth a rest. Exhausting.

Ashley and Grace seems really genuine.

Yep poor Sarah’s been completely set up & now having to do damage control for her reputation by pandering to that horrific care bear. Production would have egged on her confessionals & she’s walked straight into it. Dean flaunting his flab was completely unnecessary but a deliberate flex of the control he knows he now has over her, who can’t protest otherwise she’s being mean to the fat kid. Seriously gross. The way he was revelling pawing her while the poor girl had to just sit there was 🤮. I truly think the production of this programme are worse than their contestants tbh. And still we watch! Looking forward to tonight’s ding dong with the resident Temu David Beckham 😂

Agree, and I’m beginning to feel conflicted TBH. It’s making me angry.

This thread is why I’m still watching. Without it I’d be gooone

Let's do this

Checking in! Ready for more cringe...

How have we got another dinner party this soon?

Im not complaining as this is the best bit. But just baffled as to why!

Interesting, they just bleeped Steven in the preview, but we heard it all yesterday

Joe's sweet. I'm liking him and Maeve at the moment.

Starting to look like Steven will get himself kicked off though...

What the fuck is that Joe??

An Asda wrap with Nutella on it?

What on earth did Joe just make Maeve eat??

Looked like he'd wiped himself on it.

Alright, Mr Tumble

Joe's salty pancake.

Sarah is sorry the coercion didn’t take 🙄

Grace is back to looking for offense in everything

🤣🤣 that was what I was thinking- shit on some type of pancake, maybe crepe a la crap?.

Ashley not allowed to comment that she looks nice

😳

God, Grace is joyless. The irony is she seems to see herself as some kind of crazy madcap, if her intro video is anything to go by.

Anita has totally checked out.

I'd put money on Sarah trying to stay long enough to see whether she fancies the next groom in.

Those bloody eye patches