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Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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Dillite2 · 30/09/2025 22:10

I tried!

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opencecilgee · 01/10/2025 21:16

She sounds like she’s been on helium

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 21:16

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/10/2025 21:15

Whoops! Got my terminators confused 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

ruethewhirl · 01/10/2025 21:16

opencecilgee · 01/10/2025 21:10

Well Dean is from Feltham . Ali G territory

Thank goodness Sarah isn't called Julie, or no doubt we'd have to suffer him calling her 'me Jooli' as well...

opencecilgee · 01/10/2025 21:16

Ooh Steven…didnt he get beaten up for no reason?

hmmmm

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 01/10/2025 21:16

Punch him Keye

Italiangreyhound · 01/10/2025 21:16

Steven doesn't like it that other people are more aware of his 'wife's' feelings than he is!

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 21:17

Yet again Dean not mentioning exactly what exactly Sarah said that "disrespected him" because he doesn't know because it was ridiculous Care Bear comment - she looked like she has an idea she's being stitched up though. He is such a drama queen - I was gripping my chair! FFS.

Steven running at the first sign Nelly needs reassurance, of course. Ego all the way there.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/10/2025 21:17

Starting to wonder if Steven started that brawl that got his face rearranged

Donttellempike · 01/10/2025 21:17

He’s unpleasant and aggressive, Nelly will drive him nuts. Run away Nelly. 💃

murasaki · 01/10/2025 21:17

Team Keye there. Steven was fuming and not articulate enough to respond.

Donttellempike · 01/10/2025 21:18

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/10/2025 21:17

Starting to wonder if Steven started that brawl that got his face rearranged

Exactly what I thought. I bet there’s a lot more to it

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 21:18

THAT’S what Steven got pissy about? Seriously?

Keye was right to tell him to shut the fuck up.

Italiangreyhound · 01/10/2025 21:18

Nelly would annoy me but I also think she needs someone like Bailey who is very vocal about how attractive he finds a woman.

murasaki · 01/10/2025 21:18

It's not like Keye is remotely interested in Nelly's tits, he was being nice to her.

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 21:19

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browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 21:19

murasaki · 01/10/2025 21:17

Team Keye there. Steven was fuming and not articulate enough to respond.

I loved the “I’m not responsible for your assumptions” from Keye 😂

menopausalfart · 01/10/2025 21:20

T1000 got his arse handed to him.

Donttellempike · 01/10/2025 21:21

murasaki · 01/10/2025 21:18

It's not like Keye is remotely interested in Nelly's tits, he was being nice to her.

Steven is a bully. He would not have done that to someone who he thought would have punched him

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/10/2025 21:21

menopausalfart · 01/10/2025 21:20

T1000 got his arse handed to him.

He'll be back...

Donttellempike · 01/10/2025 21:21

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/10/2025 21:21

He'll be back...

😂😂😂

Dillite2 · 01/10/2025 21:21

Do you think those love honey advent calendars also have hairbands in them?

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Donttellempike · 01/10/2025 21:22

Good on you Keye.

Dillite2 · 01/10/2025 21:23

Run Steven, run Steven, run, run, run.

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Pianoaholic · 01/10/2025 21:23

That's told Steven!
Love how Keye took a casual sip of wine!

opencecilgee · 01/10/2025 21:23

Yes Keye!!!!

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