MAFS UK Thread #3. Lips, nips and crystal tips. Washerwomen Feminists. It's almost time for a dinner party! NO SPOILERS.

[Dillite2]

I hope nobody minds, but since I saw "lips, nips and crystal tips" in one of the comments, I just had to make it into a thread.

The experts excusing a man's poor behaviour, yet again.

Sarah gravitating towards Joe - quelle surprise.

If a guy wanted a woman to get a tattoo for his benefit.... come on.

She's already cracking onto tat boy.

Oh the experts are so fucking shit

It's not Anita's job to fix him.

Her and these bloody tats!!! I have sleeves and even I don’t care if the man I date has tattoos. She has none that I can see or maybe some silly little 30 min outline hobby and she’s got the audacity to want a man covered in ink.

Tats are expensive and painful and it wouldn’t even occur to me to make that a priority when dating a man. She’s doing my head in

Maeve won't be happy if Sarah goes after Joe! That'll be a proper catfight outside the kebab shop!

It means they don’t have to admit that they’re fucking useless.

Think that’s a feature. Not a bug

Right?

Anita is perfectly valid in what she’s saying about Paul.

If they’d seen the footage of what happened on the honeymoon and in the apartment, they wouldn’t be so quick to defend him!

I just thought that 😂😂😂

Sarah's about to turn into Violet Elizabeth Bott and scream and scream and scream until she's sick unless they give her tat boy on a plate.

Sarah is starting to channel her inner Torry quine, through the medium of booze.

I would say that it was more than hints. All she was missing was a giant neon sign saying "I wanna shag you!"

Sarah looks for tall, tats and tanned? Nothing about kind, funny, generous, smart, thoughtful...

Says it all, really. I agree with ixpert Paul - she's immature.

Sarah really not doing herself any favours here

If they scrap, my money is on Maeve 🤣

Definitely! No question 🤣

Yeah, but Sarah is a (fellow) Scot! She'll be harder than she looks

I don't think he understands yin and yang.

Yes. Absolutely no contest 😵‍💫

He's shorter than me.... how could I even

Is he in denial?

She does know that we all have eyes, right?