Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Robin Hood rides again

[TellingBone]

To the theme of the original TV series:

Hero John Hero John hid Nate in a lake
Poisoned Chas's tablets and then poisoned little Jake
Mack got enforced kip
Tony walnut whip
Hero John. Hero John. Hero John.

Like everything else, the Mack being kept captive stuff is going on far too long and is now becoming boring.

I'm really fed up of everyone believing everything John says as gospel.

So nobody else enjoyed the homoerotic bandaging then?

Not half !!

I wondered if there might be a moment during the bandaging

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣

So like her in the Specsavers ad, I need an eye test, cos I read this as, “homoerotic badgering” and thought, when the hell was that and how did I miss it!

13 days in the bunker. Poor Mack is surely needing a spray of Lynx

Johns gone high tech with AI

Is there no end to John's dubious talents?

Oh dear. He shouldn’t have listened to that

Surely Paddy and John would recognise each others voices?

surely John and Paddy can recognise each others voices? 😁

Jinx @JewelleryCat

Ok, where was the violence again as the warning said? I don’t want violence like what we saw to Vinny because that was horrendous but don’t do a scenes of violence warning when it isn’t needed

I'm totally lost on who's speaking to whom

Well Mack did rattle that chain quite hard.

Oh bugger I’ve done it again, sat down with a nice cuppa after a busy day, and dozed off as soon as it started, I think it must be the theme tune. And my tea is cold. I’ll watch it on catch up then catch up with you lovelies. Hope you enjoyed it x

I'm rapidly losing patience with John and finding it quite laughable how he continues to get away with stuff.

I'm hoping old granny will be walking through thd woods and hear Mack shouting. I fear Aaron may be joining him after what John overheard

Wasn't it convenient that
the reception on the helpline call cut out when Paddy and John were probably just about to recognise each other's voices.

Who writes this shite?

I'm rapidly losing patience with John and finding it quite laughable how he continues to get away with stuff.

I'm hoping old granny will be walking through thd woods and hear Mack shouting. I fear Aaron may be joining him after what John overheard

Wasn't it convenient that
the reception on the helpline call cut out when Paddy and John were probably just about to recognise each other's voices.

Who writes this shite?

John is a bad actor. He can't do menacing at all never mind well.

The Paddy/helpline business must be involved in his downfall because why have it otherwise?

I think they are confusing scenes of violence with scenes of menace. John is certainly being very menacing.

OMG! I'm loving this at the moment (John/Aaron/Robert/Mackenzie only, definitely not The Tweenies doing county lines). Despite being very scared for Mackenzie. So impressed that Mackenzie refused to record the messages despite the threats to his family. I'm hoping Moira notices something odd with Mackenzie's message to her.

Loving Robert alluding to the fact Mackenzie's disappearance is just like Nate's disappearance. And he's the one that thinks John had something to do with Nate's death.

And Robin Hood is just a simmering angry pot now he's heard it from the horses mouth that Aaron and Robert slept together. I have a feeling Aaron might end up in that bunker with Mackenzie very soon. Bring it on! 🤣🏹😃

Why is Aaron so trusting of John? Didn’t they first meet having a hook up in Johns murder wagon and then John drove off with his stuff or did I dream that?