Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Robin Hood rides again

[TellingBone]

To the theme of the original TV series:

Hero John Hero John hid Nate in a lake
Poisoned Chas's tablets and then poisoned little Jake
Mack got enforced kip
Tony walnut whip
Hero John. Hero John. Hero John.

You didn’t dream that, that is what happened. I can’t remember if John drove off with Aarons stuff but they definitely met on a dating app and hooked up in the van

🤣 🦡

I’ve just caught up now. I’m loving it too @PrincessScarlettand dreading what kind of boring crap we’ll have to put up post John

Sadly I think post John we'll be subjected to more gurning and limpathons from Marlon as April gets deeper into the drugs stuff.

Oh and more mumbling from Dylan.

Thank you. I'm taking it one day at a time x

Yes I’m dreading the gurning and windmill arms from Manic Marlon too, “limpathons” @RaraRachael brilliantly puts it! I couldn’t care less about silly little April, but have a soft spot for Joe Absolom, think Ray could be a brilliant baddie and is shaping up well.

I remember John’s arrival in the van, virtually penniless and scruffy. I know they’re lax with the drugs cupboard at the vets, but surely even drippy Liam would know that supplies were missing at the surgery?

It’s so bonkers currently that I’m loving it too.

I am so behind !
I am only just up to Mack letting the 🐱 out of the 👜..in the best way possible !! 😉.

Wonder what the threat and violence will consist of this time?

Probably nothing like yesterday

Is Mumsnet slow for anyone else?

Yes. I keep getting 500 server error. Useless on phone so have resorted to laptop which is marginally better

Yes, very slow for me too.

Yes slow and keeps freezing. Very annoying

Yes Moira. It's not right so please do something about it before Mack croaks

Are any of you old enough to remember MASH? John reminds me of the medics in the war zone, the drips etc. and Mack’s too honest for his own good.

Great shout. John has even copied Hawkeye’s wardrobe!

Use your good leg Mack

Aw I loved Hawkeye!

This is exactly what I was thinking

Just the one Mrs Wembley- me showing my age again.

He’s drugging Aaron, the bastard.

I'm a few minutes behind as had to drop Oh off for darts.

Please can Mack get out of there.

Come on Tracey! Work it out lady. Bring that evil Robin Hood down.

Mackenzie is absolutely nailing being in pain and peril. I'm quite anxious watching him. I'm praying he survives. More than Aaron actually.

Dopey Liam and his Whodunnit convention. He’d have plenty of experience in the village without going anywhere if he’d just concentrate on what’s going on.