Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Robin Hood rides again

[TellingBone]

To the theme of the original TV series:

Hero John Hero John hid Nate in a lake
Poisoned Chas's tablets and then poisoned little Jake
Mack got enforced kip
Tony walnut whip
Hero John. Hero John. Hero John.

Log cam

Is there a trapdoor under those leaves?

Wouldn’t Mack have his phone locked

OMG I love Madge

Is the house John mums house?

Why does April have to be in every episode? It's like the Halifax advert, except they don't grow up

The things Dingles keep in their wallets eh?

So is this Johns bedroom?

Oh shit

ooooh.

Bring it on!

Oh I wanted to see Mac in the room

Run while you still can Aaron!

He won’t. He’ll believe whatever John tells him

She’s probably under the floorboards

😂

Celia is a big fat liar

Celia’s son

😂

I fucking knew it!

WTF is this

Ooh a bomb shelter in the woods

Mack!

Why is John filming himself? What a weirdo

He's alive 😲