TOWIE S36 - sun 9pm ITV2 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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Whoop. Towie is back.

My favourite fake /over dramatic show 😂

The cast set off for Portugal / not Marbs or the other amazing costly places they have been to recently

Dan and Ella meet up for the first time since their split

and Freddie sends messsges to someone causing tension

The more this carries on, the more I dont like Saffron! I honestly think she is insufferable!! But when she said talking to Harry was like talking to Amber with a short back and sides! She just upset because people are standing up to her. This whole "i tell it like it is" attitude is just a shit excuse to be rude. Theres a way of talking to people, she managed to speak to Elma nicely and say "i think you and sam deserve another chance!" So she is capable of being nice but she went in on chloe meadows because Chloe ruffled her feathers and she didnt like it, she can dish it out but not take it!

Totally @Tagyoureit

I do think Chloe m is a mean girl tho. There was no need for her to say what she was saying when Harry and Freddie were having the argument, it did come across as nasty and when Freddie was trying to talk to her about it she just wouldn’t accept it. I like saffron but agree her telling it like it is is quite mean too.

Ella totally dumped Dan thinking she was moving onto bigger and better things from bb and is now raging he won’t fall back into the way things were before.

Oh and I don’t think Elma was ever that into Sam either

Not with the 10yr age gap

Why doesn’t saf ever have a bf

I dont think chloe meadows was being mean, Freddie went in on Harry and chloe was pointing out how stupid he sounded.

About ella and dan, I didnt think of that! I thought it was more to do with he never seems to make an effort with girls, they chase him so hes never had to bother and she was worried about him cheating whilst she was away!! I dont understand the fuss about him, he seems like a massive poser!! He must be very good in bed! 🤣

She did a while ago but they broke up. But shes another Essex cliché, they never seem to grow up or move along in life.

I find her so miserable and exhausting. I only watch here and there. They said she is back from Dubai. Is it permanent?

Why do they say yous instead of you all the time.

I know!! Its so grating! Dani says it all the time whilst continually touching her hair!

Coz they are common

and don’t speak proper like I does 😂😂

🤣🤣

thats whats appens when you aint bin edjumucated i supose

😂😂😂

Goat yoga! Idiots!

Pmsl. Is that in tonight’s

e6 at 9 unless you ITVX

Yep im watching on itvx whilst im being left alone! 🤣

Saff having a chat with lauren comparing the grief of losing her nan to Lauren's loss of a newborn baby!! 😱😱😱 how self centred can you get?? That was so cringe!!

Surely, the nanny Jen memorial is something you do with family? Maybe thats just me!

Saffs just gets on my nerves now so I think anything she does is just going to piss me off!

Sorry but jodie and diags talking about having a baby after 2 weeks of being good together! 🙄
Seems a bit soon!

Well tech been on and off for over a year but yes soon

they didn’t even live together as she doesn’t want to move from her family /his dad

Its just way too soon!!

Tho is it better to plan /want a baby then just fall accidentally preg …..

Tonight’s

Goat yoga meant goats around them

I do feel for Lauren over the loss of her daughter

Jordon and Sophie will be doing ivf now as Sept

J&J teeth look dreadful and fake which we all know

Wand for see this perfect pool of Amy's. She better have a fence as sure legally need to be fenced off

So a lot of mummies tonight

Nice to meet diagz mum. He looks like her

2.5yrs together and planning a baby but no house or ring - his mum was right

So no dad of dan or Diagz/james about

No malice intended with a not fucking invited party

Yeah right Fred

E8 tonight

more parties for Ella

saf still shit stirring and playing the victim

tho made up with Chloe so why not Harry

wonder who dans gf is

or is it the one he went to the wedding with

why can’t dan double date with his best mate

another 30th for Courtney next week

E9 tonight with the surprise 30 (again) party for Courtney