TOWIE S36 - sun 9pm ITV2 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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Whoop. Towie is back.

My favourite fake /over dramatic show 😂

The cast set off for Portugal / not Marbs or the other amazing costly places they have been to recently

Dan and Ella meet up for the first time since their split

and Freddie sends messsges to someone causing tension

Maybe she wanted air time

the more you argue the more air time you get

Maybe just me but I couldn’t understand why Freddie and Dani were saying Freddie was being calm but Harry ‘probed’ him. It doesn’t make sense , surely they meant ‘provoked’ him? And the use of ‘yous’ when they mean ‘you’ is really grating. At the moment I’m only watching for scenery!

@CalamityGanon the cast of towie are not known for their command of the English language!! Most of them are really thick and always say things incorrectly.

I haven't watched it as I have to wait till when I get the tv to myself.

Oh I know and it is a bit if a hate watch for me! My other peeve is them saying ‘squashed’ when they mean quashed. I did try the first episode of ‘Billie and Sam. the Sister Diaries’ but that was taking abject stupidity a step too far. The terminally thick Sam advising on medical issues was frightening frankly and I can’t watch another episode of that in good conscience.

E4 tonight

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Yes sam and billie aren’t the most intelligent bless them

Trouble is with Saff is she can dish it out but can’t take it.

So finally Ep3....

Freddie thinks a lot of himself to say Harry is still caught up on him!! And harry saying that he himself would love a piece of toast if it gave him attention?? Set that bar any lower, Harry??
Ella apologising to Sophie was good and Sophie accepted it well. That was nice!
Joe's teeth need their own name on the screen.... JUNAID..... JOE.... JOE'S TEETH!
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Saff got the hump with chloe meadow for saying shes jealous and saying that the only kiss Saffron was going to get was from one of Amy's kids! 🤣🤣

See... "saffs firing line"!! what a twat!!

Ep4.....
Whether it was editing or what but Saffron totally rewrote what happened with chloe in her version of events!!
Saffron is such a twat and is is completely irrelevant to everyone there, she doesn't bring anything to the table at all!!

Go amber for standing up to Saffron!!

Saffron crying to elma was ridiculous and I have no sympathy!

Ella confessing she doesn't go in the pool because of hair extensions means life must be really miserable behind the scenes being a towie girl!! Imagine being in that lovely place and not going in the pool? Sad!

Sam and elma, omg im bored of it! Sams a little lost puppy and elma is all "we broke up but he wont be my friend, I dont understand!!" How thick can you get? Of course hes upset!

And dan, 1 hotel with 2 exes! 🤣 do him and amber even say hello to each other?

Divvy Livvy?? I feel like katie price is her idol!

Ella and dan, my goodness, I want to bash their heads together!! They could really be happy if they weren't so stupidly stubborn.

Saff's delivery was off and they should have had a one to one conversation. Chloe M acted in an immature and snide way during the argument between Freddie and Harry.

Freddie articulated himself well, they should also have had a one to one conversation.

Girl band should implode. Courtney comes across as ok and at least tries to see both sides.

Amber def has her back. As any good friend should

Saffrons delivery is always off!!
She one of those twats who "tells it like it is" when she's just being rude!

If a friend of Saffrons was to do an "AIBU" on how she speaks to her friends, we would all vote Saffron is BU!! She's horrible, nothing going on in her life so gets all over involved with everyone else's lives on the basis on just being truthful and calling it "aht"!! Utter twatness!

E5 tonight

back in essex and the group get mother,y advice from Wendy

not sure whose mum she is

bear gets a teddy bear themed party. Still feel sorry for the kid with bear as a name

Wendy is dan's mum.

Bit of a non starter but next episode looks juicy!

Yes just reliesed thaf 😂😂

Saff is a knob! Harry is trying to sort things out but shes being so aggy and not letting him talk.

NFI was very childish! Who got the balloons? 🤔

Courtney turning 30 is weird, shes so immature.

Felt sorry for Courtney in the end!

Dan and ella was very awkward 😬

So diagz wants a baby now

Omg. Tonight’s all this over saf and how kiddy she now is ffs

and a bloody party NFI

At the univite at the door all saf said was yeah yeah yeah