Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Hopefully Dylan will leave and take April with him. For good,

Dear god the acting between these two is appalling.

Jimmy and Nicola’s kids are nowhere to be seen

Where’s Rhona when all of this is going on?

Why did they bring Angel back only for her never to be seen?

The Jacob and Sarah thing is so ridiculous.

Trouble in paradise already for Jacob and Sarah. They’re a pair of immature twerps

This is a shite episode

Really bad, like the script writers couldn’t be arsed.

What did Dylan expect? That they'd pay for a 4 star hotel for him. Utter claptrap.

It's so boring. Two pairings I really don't afre about.

Any chance of booking April into the hostel as well

John making a non existent phone call

See, the sheep shenanigans are classic Emmerdale. More of this, less unrealistic mass murderers.

Another pretend phone call for John

No , year 8s are back in school next week, she needs to get her backpack ready.

I wish Dylan would stop mumbling. Can't understand a word he says

I don't get it. I really don't get it. Paddy, Marlon & Mandy totally unconcerned about how Kyle must have felt. How can they possibly be upset that Moira and Chas don't immediately feel sorry for Dylan. Who writes this absolute horse manure (or should that be sheep)

If you don’t watch it already, I recommend Classic Emmerdale on ITV3 in the afternoon for better storylines and there’s animals up at Butlers

His mumbling is getting on my wick as well.

Sheeps

and there’s animals up at Butlers

The goats are very cute and Marlon's dalmatian acts him off the screen 😅

So they've cracked open Moira's beer then fecked off to the pub without drinking it. Moira will be furious!

It’s just not the same without the drug running teenager is it Paddy? Sad

They’re looking for a bedsit 🙄

I hope there’s a cot bed in it for April

It's a long time since I've heard such a load of unconvincing bollocks in an episode