Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Who do you nominate @Jitterybugs2? There’s a long list of candidates

My list is so long they’d need a full ward not a single bed room!

My dream hospital scenario would be for Cain to put John in hospital unconscious. Then John to drift in and out of consciousness in a 2 bedded room and eventually realise that Aidan is in the next bed to him fully conscious and singing like a canary to Swirling.

I’m here for it 🤣

Oh phew @Jitterybugs2 I thought you were going to be putting me in there for dissing your auntie’s blankets !
I see the Mirror accidentally released a spoiler photo that wasn’t supposed to be shown until next week ha ha

In my dream hospital Thursday, I’d have…
Bed 1: Mack, who is successfully recovering from having an arrow removed from his chest.
Bed 2: Joe, who is waiting to be transferred to ITU to be placed into a permanent coma.
Bed 3: Celia, who is waiting to go to theatre, to have a stick removed from her backside.
Bed 4: John, who is flat lining, but no one gives a toss, the crash trolley is missing, never mind.

I’m going to drape the blankets round the sofa and armchairs for the family coming to visit and pretend that I love them. Then wait and see if they burst out laughing or start to worry that I’ve lost the plot 😆

I missed the spoiler. I’m curious now but I’m not going to ask!

What - no warnings on hospital Thursday?

Is that Moira going off to put the frighteners on D man

Jacob is an idiot. You can look at the cot online, he should go to the clinic

We’re all like family. Ok Chas

Jacob never seems to do any studying. He's soon going to get fed up of clingy Sarah dragging him to baby related things. Either that or he'll get chucked off the medical course.

No bow and arrow for Jobn today!

Meanwhile, back at Creepy Doll Cottage .......

The only sheep farmers in the world without any sheepdogs

Oh sod off April, no one cares and you still look about 12.

Surprised she could see over the bar.

I feel like I’ve been watching this for hours already

Oh FFS 10 yo April telling Moira off on her own farm and stupid Marlon leaping to D Man's defence. I wish all three of them would bugger off permanently

Lol at Ross and his little red spade.

Great over acting from big lanky Marlon and teensy little April

Oh shut up Chaz.

For once I agree with Chas.
Liam speaking sense at last.

Jacob really is a bit thick isn't he

Grr Mandy and Paddy joining in with the nonsense story that nobody cares about

Yes he is