Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

The wardrobe department is colourblind

Agree too.

My dog is confused about hearing sheep in the sitting room

Far too thick to be a doctor.

I remember Sarah and Angel (I think) being replaced with older looking actresses as they were going to be dealing with harder hitting storylines. I wish they'd do the same with April as I just can't take her seriously.

I’ve always wanted a border collie, my favourite dog ever. Just musing.

Some lovely sheep herding scenes just like the good old days 😂

Marlon has done a complete U-turn on D Man.

Oh do shut your face Paddy, you overacting boiled egg.

We need more scenes like that. Especially with Ross and his little red spade lol

Chas has forgotten what a horror Aaron was when he was younger.

Chas

I’m starting to think that John is one of my favourite characters 🤣

Ross and Robert running round a field. I could watch that for a whole episode 🤣

He's certainly a lot more interesting than most of the village.

It’s better acting than what else has been going on in this episode lol. Emmerdale writers need to take notes from this thread

Chairman Meow has left my lap and is on his tray. He’ll be back for part three. He loves Emmerdale, silly boy.

Sick of all the hand-wringing over and pandering to the younger element. It's like bloody MN soap version 😆

I couldn't care less what happens to Dylan.
"He's April's boyfriend" pahahaha

What's Paddy on about anyway? Dylan all but accused him of sexual abuse the other day.

Dylan was a much better actor when he was living on the streets. It's almost like there is some sort of force field around the village that turns everyone into blithering idiots.

Oh dear, they moved the wrong flock

Get the flock out of here

I agree. He was a more likeable character then.

Dylan’s got loads of money Paddy

Dylan and April aren't even Grange Hill level entertaining. April was the worst character to choose for this much screen time.