Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Paddy was asking about how his leg was because Dylan’s wincing a bit and then the next second Dylan was being weird and saying something about “I’m not gonna drop my kecks” (or something like that, I’m paraphrasing)

Whoever does Celia’s makeup needs firing

Ah thanks @JewelleryCatthat’s a weird thing for him to say!

Dingles ‘it folk. ‘old front page of ‘otten Couurier.

I couldn’t care less about D Man and his gangster buddy. Or Celia.

I'm bored with the Dylan story line.

The sooner Robert takes over that farm the better

I was also confused as well. Sometimes the scriptwriters write weird stuff it seems lol

Oh I like Moira worrying about Robert

I don't trust Celia.

I hope Kyle tells Moira

Where’s Billy and the kids?

It's because Ray has been telling Dylan that Paddy is a weirdo and he won't be helping Dylan out of the goodness of his heart. That he'll be wanting something in return. Ray is concerned he's losing his grip on Dylan so he's trying to ruin his cosy life with Paddy and Mandy.

Glad Celia has fessed up and Kyle has told Moira. Now we just need Vinnie to come clean and we'll have a full house.

Is it just me or is Celia actress terrible at acting? I thought she was a much better actress and she's been in loads of things. Maybe farm life is just a stretch too far in her acting skills 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ah I don’t really pay attention to them @PrincessScarletti just couldn’t care less

Ray has been dripping poison for about a week now. Little comments here and there to make Dylan think Ray is the only one that really cares about him.

All I hear is D Man and I tune out

I can’t believe they killed Amy and Leyla to replace them with this nonsense

Hopefully far away from dreadful Dawn.

Dawn and Billy always used to be laughing and smiling. All she's got with Joe is grief and him starting vendettas against people. There's no way I would believe Joe is superior in the bedroom department either.

If really is a load of shite at the moment- no characters or stories I'm remotely interested in

I think Celia is doubling crossing Moira.

Yes I too am wondering this. But then why did Joe say to Dawn that Celia (and Moira) would regret crossing him? There's no need for pretence with Dawn as she's well aware that Joe is trying to ruin Moira.

Celia looks like a melted skeleton.

Celia is an awful character. All she does is wander around carrying that bloody great stick and speaking in a monotone voice.

Like a PP said, why get rid of good established characters then replace them with thd likes of Celia, D Man and his handler (can't even remember his name) and the insufferable Lewis?

The Emmerdale hospital bed has been vacant for a few weeks (apart from John’s ex who’s been forgotten about) Any likelihood of a proper hospital Thursday night?