EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I just can't take Jack seriously, the safe with the code 1234, putting gloves on in full daylight in the square, it's all laughable.
The writing is so clunky, if the panesars have no money, then how can priya be going to a salon, it ticks boxes for the writing, for ravi to find the gun and makes use of the salon set that's not been shown in months

I love the scenes with Phil and Nigel. And I'm glad Phil is getting more screen time.

Couldn't care less about Jack, it's about time he was chucked off the force.

Loved the ending tonight! Ravi put Denise in her place good and proper 👏 Wasn't expecting that.

I hope Jack is suspended or sacked.

The writing really is SO poor isn't it. The Jack farrago - bloody hell, I could hide a gun better than him. But I did like the ending with Ravi telling Denise what he'd done. Probably a worse punishment for him than being fired (although I'd like him fired too).

And as for the Nigel and the tree rubbish. Give me strength. It is lovely to see Phil and Nigel together but that was nonsense.

And don't get me started on the hospital scenes with Alfie mucking about. I wanted to throttle him.

I think Hope and Arthur will go with Stacey, we hardly ever see them anyway. Lily will stay behind with the other Slaters.

Please let this be end of Jack.

The Phil and Nigel bits tonight were like an episode of Last of the Summer Wine

If Jack and Jack had a brain he'd be dangerous.
Could nobody get Zoe a proper nighty or pair of PJ's.

Philiosophy à la Nigel - what was it? ‘Football cards may turn to dust, but the trees will still be big.’

Still, at least he can hide things better than Jack can.

Ha ha! Yep. Jack n Jack should ask Nigel to hide the gun! He’d probably think of a better code for the safe too.

😆Heck David Peckham could have made a better job of hiding the gun!

We didn't see what Ravi did with it did we? Is it going to turn up again... it's like the turkey prong all over again.

What an idiot Jack and Jack is. The boiler thing was definitely going to get back to Ravi and seen as nobody is a stupid as Jack and Jack of course he would have put 2 and 2 together.

I said to OH last night that Denise would have been better off with Ravi. At least he is an straightforward criminal whereas Jack&Jack is a corrupt (and stupid) cop.

The noisy singing and messing about in the hospital was appalling, I thought. Going on as if no one there had a sense of humour when they were behaving like a bunch of drunks on a day trip! It really annoyed me to see that sort of behaviour presented as amusing. Alfie is never funny and I don't know how Kat stands him.

I agree! About time someone just spoke honestly to her about what's happening. Ravi is a pretty good actor and I love it when his northern accent creeps in a bit.

Northern? He has a Black Country accent!

Okay, just more northern than EE I meant 😊

Totally agree. I ff'd through that scene.

They could have brought Zoe some pjs in or a nice dressing gown to wear. The party was ridiculous

Totally agree. I was imagining being in hospital and having to listen to that shite. I'd have been praying for a gun to shoot the lot of them.

Ravi just gets hotter 🔥
Will Denise maybe have a (another!) fling with him?

Sometimes I don't know what the writers are aiming for at all - they don't seem to know how normal people behave in everyday life. They seem to be guessing at how the 'common folk' behave, with their crazy larking about and breaking a gate into private land, for example.

let’s face it, nobody behaves like they do on soaps!
Surely the cards under tree , half belongs to Grant?

Ravi has twisted the events to make him the good guy!
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Jack and Jack might have to sell a flat to pay off Ravi now .. I’m sure that won’t be too hard to do?

Where did Jack get all the money to buy all those rental properties proceeds of crime?