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Masterchef (GW & JT last series)

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BigFatLiar · 06/08/2025 12:17

Didn't see a thread. Starts tonight.

There was a poll on the local BBC site asking if people were watching after the latest revelations and sackings. Views seem mixed many saying its part it's best and needs to go, others saying they'll still watch it only fair to the contestants and many saying they couldn't care less about the GW/JT situation.

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/08/2025 20:11

I've been making small batches of jam. Ordinary and victoria plum jam. Strawberry and apricot. Our market fruit stall sells off bags for 50p.
Nomi and this guy are a bit toooo cheerful.

PotterHead1985 · 20/08/2025 20:11

Well they ain't small meatballs anywho

Halsall · 20/08/2025 20:11

Those meatballs are whoppers (now I have Gregggg's voice in my head, sorry all)

PotterHead1985 · 20/08/2025 20:11

fourquenelles · 20/08/2025 20:09

@PotterHead1985 hope to head that off by giving them a jar of the jam.😆

Haha smrt

PotterHead1985 · 20/08/2025 20:12

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/08/2025 20:11

I've been making small batches of jam. Ordinary and victoria plum jam. Strawberry and apricot. Our market fruit stall sells off bags for 50p.
Nomi and this guy are a bit toooo cheerful.

Send them vicky plums this way. They were the only ones mam would eat and haven't been able to get them here for years

EsmaCannonball · 20/08/2025 20:12

On the basis that one of the Laws Of MasterChef is the person with the job most useful to society wins and gives it all up to become a food influencer/pop-up chef, I'm going to say the therapeutic radiographer doing mangoes is going to win the whole thing.

ilovesooty · 20/08/2025 20:13

Well done Michael.

GrandTheftWalrus · 20/08/2025 20:13

Evening all. Late to the party as was stuffing my face with a sausage supper from the chippy

Halsall · 20/08/2025 20:13

We’ve got a greengage tree and it’s laden this year. Just about all I've done for days is produce greengage compote to freeze for consumption over winter.

TheDogsMother · 20/08/2025 20:14

EsmaCannonball · 20/08/2025 20:12

On the basis that one of the Laws Of MasterChef is the person with the job most useful to society wins and gives it all up to become a food influencer/pop-up chef, I'm going to say the therapeutic radiographer doing mangoes is going to win the whole thing.

One less therapeutic radiologist, one more food pop up owner.

PotterHead1985 · 20/08/2025 20:14

Burnt and raw. Lovely!!!

EsmaCannonball · 20/08/2025 20:15

Big raw balls.

fourquenelles · 20/08/2025 20:15

They always seem to hold back on the spices - why?

Ruben's balls are too big. His poor girlfriend.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/08/2025 20:15

PotterHead1985 · 20/08/2025 20:12

Send them vicky plums this way. They were the only ones mam would eat and haven't been able to get them here for years

There's shitloads everywhere this year. Even the scrawny damson in the churchyard is covered. They were my mums fave too..

TheDogsMother · 20/08/2025 20:15

Nice try Reuben, you nearly got him there.

Halsall · 20/08/2025 20:15

Slippery 🤮

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/08/2025 20:16

Martin is giving smuggo vibes.

EsmaCannonball · 20/08/2025 20:17

I love gooseberries and they are nowhere to be found this year. Waitrose has let me down. I have to go miles to a farm shop to get them. (And they cost a bloody fortune.).

EsmaCannonball · 20/08/2025 20:18

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/08/2025 20:16

Martin is giving smuggo vibes.

Hard agree.

PotterHead1985 · 20/08/2025 20:18

EsmaCannonball · 20/08/2025 20:17

I love gooseberries and they are nowhere to be found this year. Waitrose has let me down. I have to go miles to a farm shop to get them. (And they cost a bloody fortune.).

Mam loved them too. I dont do goosegogs

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/08/2025 20:18

No. Not a goosegog to be seen this year. I love those big red ones.

fourquenelles · 20/08/2025 20:20

Aww Micheal love on plate, your dad would be proud.

Halsall · 20/08/2025 20:20

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/08/2025 20:18

No. Not a goosegog to be seen this year. I love those big red ones.

We used to have a red gooseberry bush in my childhood garden, they were stupendous fruits, so sweet you could eat them raw.

PotterHead1985 · 20/08/2025 20:20

Pastry 3 ways!!

EsmaCannonball · 20/08/2025 20:20

Michael's hair is very 90's. What is it with young people and 80's and 90's hairdos lately?

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