TENNIS thread - It's Roland Garros - Finals weekend. Then onwards to the green stuff- and we don't mean a burnt cactus!

[Raahh]

Rachel has clearly never watched a slam in her life, if she didn't know about all gthe kerfuffle before (some) finals.

I hate TNT

I love German. It's so literal- it's one of my regrets in life that I didn't get to learn it at school (my year did French and Russian).

And yes, Justin is going to be very popular . Unfortuntely, he will be back on the challenger tour for a bit, til his ranking goes up some more(I'm guessing he got a WC for Stuttgart).

Ugo has beaten Dan

Nice list to be on

He's in very good company.

Well done Felix- battle of the big servers.

Maria is out

She's not been at her best for a while, Maria. It's a shame because I really like watching her (I have shoulders envy).

Not surprisingly, Hubi has withdrawn from his match. I do feel a bit sorry for RBA.

The 'other' Sky channel is now showing cricket, annoyingly.

What was Moutet up to there? Sascha was laughing at whatever it was.

Moutet asking the umpire what did you do today while we will rock you is playing in the background is cinema

Sascha makes Moutet look tiny.

He's 6ft 8 , you know.

Well done Sascha.

Fergus will be glad that’s over!

Did he grow Raahh?

Sascha isn’t very chatty today!

Probably

Not going good for the British women so far today

Mannarino's kit always looks like it's been dragged from the bottom of the laundry basket.

He makes Daniil look neat

I know. I think his shorts got washed with a red sock.

Lower your voices - eek scary umpire

Daniil's getting cross.

That was not an easy set.

Good recovery

Some beef going on with the women there

I was very intrigued by that