TENNIS thread - It's Roland Garros - Finals weekend. Then onwards to the green stuff- and we don't mean a burnt cactus!

[Raahh]

Rachel has clearly never watched a slam in her life, if she didn't know about all gthe kerfuffle before (some) finals.

I hate TNT

It’s supposedly 25 degrees here but I don’t feel hot at all!

Oh dear, Andrey is eating his shirt.never a good sign.

I know, I just spent 20 minutes on the tube which was about 1000 degrees,
that was more than enough for me. I think Transport for London needs to invest in some of those ice towels for poor overheated commuters

Jacob playing better this set.

Throwing them in for a bit of variety is fine imo. Livens the game up.

What is Corentin yapping about?

Moutet cracking me up!

Double fault on match point oh Andrey-at least he smiled about it!

Wow.

Well done Tomas. But that was a bonkers match. At least Andrey is in one piece.

Well done Tomas Martin

Well done Jacob! Didn't expect that after the 2nd set!

Well done Jacob.

What colour is Pat Cash's hair?

I see FAA and Shapavalov lost their doubles aswell!

And Petra Kvitova has announced she will retire after the US Open.

I’m just going to leave this here

It's 33C here. But am inside and have kept house at 24C (no air con).

I don't find Moutet's antics with the crowd & umpire amusing at all. I think he's a twat in the same vein as Kygrios. Was glad Jacob managed to beat him.

Jannik sings .

Blimey.

Mac will have a field day with that one.

kazza I like Petra. Awful how her career was de-railed.

I'm glad Wimbledon have given her WC - she's the only non- Brit woman to get one.

What on earth ice
I* was glad Fearnley kept his focus and wasn't distracted by any of it magi*

It looked like a brown-ish/ purpl-ish spikey hat.

And whatever dye he used, he missed his sideburns.

I thought the Andrea Bocelli thing was fake, but apparently it’s real. I believe Jannik might be doing some sort of spoken word thing, not singing (hopefully).

I had to google it to check it was real, and not some AI thing (and that it's not the equivalent of April Fool's day in Italy).

But it seems to be totally real.

x post Ice

a spoken word bit makes sense.

Maybe he's a secret soprano. (singer, not mafia boss).

Fecking bold bollocks again
I noticed the sideburns Raahh. It's* *almost 'old rockstar brown' à la Macca, Wyman and Jagger!

I was glad Petra received a wc. I wonder if Wimbledon knew?

I'm so glad AC is keeping an eye on the safety of the fans with no shade.

Does he check they all have water before they sit down?