Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Where 'as tha bin since I saw thee? "Was anchored in a lake by a bad hat"

[TellingBone]

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That’s the stuff

Crikey. I need a gallon of coffee before I can move when I wake up

So they’ve had Robert lying comatose in the back of the van since yesterday just being tended to by Dr John and his bag of tricks. And Vic thought that was all quite normal.

Vic is a bloody idiot.

I hope Bear isn’t planning on speaking like that when he’s in Ireland or he’ll be joining the black eye club

Love it Billy

Where’s Mackenzie?

Jacob sounds every bit as immature as Sarah . Hoping it might be twins. FFS.

He's always disappearing. Makes me nervous.

Course Vic isn't going to abandon her brother of 30 years for a brother of less than a year 🙄

All the signs point to things going very wrong for Sarah

Oh that’s really going to work Victoria

Joe needs to die. Not content with stealing Billy's wife, he now wants him taught a lesson. The nasty piece of shit 🤬

Robert and John are hilarious 🤣

I know 🤣 I love it

Just think if they teamed up the Sugdens could rule the village 😂

No, we need Robert to bring down John. Hopefully it will be epic 🤞🏻

Love this 😂

I hope John changed the needle after sticking it through the vail, smashing it round to get the liquid and going to stick it in Robert. If not that would really hurt 😂

That's brilliant @JaneJeffer. I love how the best cast from back in the day are still invested. Wish Andy would come back and team up with Robert.

The way they’re hinting that Sarah’s cancer isn’t going to be straightforward to treat I wonder whether Andy would come back but she doesn’t seem to mention him at all. I’d love to see Andy’s not another fecking brother face 😂

Why don't Sarah and Jacob just DTD? it would save her an awful lot of money not having the clinic to implant his 'donation'

Just caught up on this week's episodes. Just how many times is John going to talk his way out of one of his "saviour" scenarios. It's getting really tedious now.
Hopefully if Robert is going to be responsible for his downfall it'll not take until Christmas.

I don't care about Sarah's IVF nonsense but can see this being dragged out forever too.

New thread incoming when we've filled this up a bit

And how come Victoria and Robert never seem to be involved with Sarah, they're her aunt and uncle aren't they, well sort of