Heading into early summer 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **No spoilers please.**

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Poor Craig met his maker after Mick hurt him bad
He was a bit boring, but I can't help but feel sad
Mick's wife Lou left him, can't blame her quite frankly
He's abusive and repugnant inside and out, and quite manky

Mick wants to see Kit as he knows he slept with Lou
He's got Bernie now, but what is he going to to do?
Mick's nasty little son is out of the STC
Will he be as bad as Mick, I guess we'll have to wait and see

Debbie's quite ill, she's dumped Ronnie and he's very sad
Kevin's still battling cancer, and he's getting quite bad
Glenda's the new landady of the pub now, and Jenny and Daisy are gone
And Julie has died very suddenly, I hoped she'd go on and on.

(I'm sure there's some more things going on right now, but I've only just woken up after a rough night's sleep.) 😆

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I really do not understand the whole thing about Theo's church. He still seems to be member of the one that administered the conversion therapy. They portray it as some cult that controls peoples lives but neither he, his wife or his daughter seem particularly religious. They do not behave in that manner and do not even talk about it. Danielle was not arguing with him in religious terms, she was just shouting the odds in public then shagging Jason.

when is Millie going to learn to act?
She’s so bad it’s painful.
These terrible actors must be cheap as I can’t think of any other reason why they get the job?

In fairness, portraying a teenage girl from a deeply religious family who is pretending to be pregnant while staying at her dad's new boyfriend's house is quite an ask

😆 🤣

Possibly not. Have deleted.

Conversion therapy is very 1970s. It would make a better storyline if Todd fell in love with a member of the Muslim community whose family frowned upon the relationship. Corrie would never go there though.

Run of the mill storyline. We shouldn't really expect much better.

Does Theo not do any scaffolding any more? The job he was working on may have finished but he never seems to go to work. He's just a big wet 🥬 with a scary side now and then but Todd is in lust with the big man and lust is a powerful thing.

Good point about Theo's 'job.' Then again, most people on Corrie don't seem to work much/be at work much. What do Sally and Tim even do for a job? What the hell does Sarah do apart from throw herself at every other man, flutter her eyelashes, bite her lip now and again, and drink copious amounts of wine? When does Billy ever do any 'Vicaring?' What does Tracy-Luv do? When does Maria do her council work, and is she still a hairdresser? What does Ronnie do? When does DeeDee ever do any lawyer work?

Imagine having a job 5 minutes walk from where you work, that you only have to be at for 13 minutes a month, and have enough money to spend on designer clothes, nice handbags, lots of booze every night, meals out, coffees at the local cafe, and plenty of taxi rides?! Ahhh, Corrie is soooo realistic! 😆

They're not all idle.

Sarah rushes off to meetings
Carla taps away at her screen in factreh
Kirk carries boxes

Wears me out just thinking about it 👀😱

😂 Every time someone says 'factreh!' I legit burst out laughing! 😆

On my post at 19.55, I did of course mean...

Imagine having a job 5 minutes walk from where you LIVE...

NOT

Imagine having a job 5 minutes walk from where you work.

Didn't notice my error til it was too late to edit!

Didn’t Maria quit her job on the council after she was getting stalked? Yes, she is still a hairdresser. Isn’t Sally still working at Underworld and Tim is at Streetcars? I’m guessing Tracy is working at the florists again. I’m not entirely sure what Ronnie does actually or Sarah

They've been there already with the Kate & Rana story a few years ago

Ah ha thanks for the job updates of those few.

I rarely see them at work though! 😬

Oh they’re never at work lol. We've seen Maria in the hairdressers a bit but never see Gary in his shop and I’m not sure he still has it. I’d like to see the Kabin again like we saw Streetcars but now Eileen has left, I doubt we’ll see the set again

Nevermind taking Laila to church, DD needs to take her child away from her idiot brother before he calls her 'tummy mummy' again

Carla must be the only boss I know who constantly uses a pen and paper to work hardly ever see her on a computer she always has a pen in her hand! And yes what does Sarah Loo do apart from sleeping with half the street?

My boss uses a pen, post it notes and 'the jotter'.
He's scared of the computer.

The factory does defy logic on many levels.

How many knicker factories are even left in the UK?

Chinese mega factories produce millions of pairs a week at rock bottom prices. There are whole cities that make little else other than socks and underwear

Underworld has about five knicker stitchers and Kirk to pack stuff up and deliver it, plus they have to cope with random people wandering in and out all the time.

I thought they were going into online sales or something. Does Bobby work there, or just gallivant with RSi. Does Sarah Lou get health checks on her men, or just not care about potential sti and pregnancy.
Dr Gadass should have a word.

Hopefully Sarah Loo has got a monthly subscription on condoms !

Where IS Bobby ??? 🤔🤔

In Spain with Simon

Lucky old Spain

AHH thank you .

On a boat ?? 🤔