MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

I’ve said this very thing this weekend !!

At least she seems to have run out of the wet look hair gel.

That’s why religion can get right in the bin. Misogynistic bollocks

The flashback of mum at lunch spouting forgiveness, next to dad looking down at the table, just confirmed it for me.

Amen

We have a pedants' corner for gripes like this 😁

He's going to cry at some point isn't he? Or punch an urn.

So we get a cliffhanger for these boring twats

slimy slimy slimy fuck 🤮

Haha, yes, fair enough 😆

Wacqui is back in Wacquiland tomorrow then. Someone has got to study that woman and write a new book on mental illnesses based just on her.

Honestly, I think the final thread title should solely consist of Wacqui-isms.

Time to head over to X to judge the Met Gala outfits ...

I think I read it was about black fashion, but Naomi Campbell wasn't going which seemed odd. Love to look at the outfits though. I'm sure Billy Porter will bring it.

Sam Smith appears to be wearing a puffball skirt - remember those?

I’ve had it with these fuckers.

Carina’s mother would rather her to forgive that nasty man than to be left on the shelf. I hope she dumps him.

Looking back at the wedding Awhina seems to have aged 10 years since she met Adrian.

Ha, I got away with wearing a black one to school.....

I liked Lala Anthony a lot, Lewis Hamilton has done better, he looked like he was off to golf and not in a good way. Legend of Bagger Vance vibes.

I only have access to photos though, so will see the better ones later hopefully.

In an ideal world, Paul will give some heartfelt bollocks filled speech, Carina will build his hopes up, shut him down and he'll punch the venue into oblivion.

But we don't always get what we want....

Really weirdly I was just thinking of his lyrics while I was watching MAFS: “I wish this would be over now” in particular 🤨 actually I’m Not The Only One could be the theme song for MAFS

Sam Smith's relationship to reality is similar to Paul's.

Me thinks mummy wants any man available to take her girl off her after all shouldn’t a 31 year old be settled down
and having babies by now! Reckon Ms Carina is hard work and very fussy hence mummy welcoming the first available guy who shows an interest. He will be at Mass every Sunday confessing his sins! Could take a while slimy little creep! As for sex mad Awinha I have no words that poor child !

They will have gone through 3 popes by the time he's done.

Which has spread to his mouth preventing him from speaking properly

Open House the great sexual experiment! Channel 4 really peddling to the lowest common denominator!

Channel 4 is the new channel 5.