MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

[browneyes77]

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Well they weren't kidding when they said it would be a MAFS first.

I have NOT seen that before (thank God!)

That dick better be able to take you to heaven and back, because seriously?

I think Awhina is going to really regret her behaviour in this series. I'm so bloody irritated right now. How are these bright women falling for wankers like Adrian. And Paul. And Teejay. etc etc.

Yes, she’s just handed him a blank sex cheque, completely free pass for him because in his head he tried to do the ‘ decent thing’ .

Mummy will not approve....

That greasy hair looks horrible

Awhina, you idiot!!
Doesn’t she have any pride?

To be fair to Adrian 🤢 he's always been up front about his feelings. From the start he said he doesn't want to be a step dad and he won't move for her

Oh, whatever fallout is coming, Awhina has no leg to stand on to be all upset. He has been blatantly clear that he doesn't give a shit about her.

He stayed for the fame and the shags.

Just as I thought, mumma C is going to be of the "turn the other cheek" variety.

I wonder if Mum knows about the wall-punching.

Mummy Carina can get in the bin. Forgive indeed.

Yes. Spend your life with an abuser Carina. It’s what God would want 🙄

She can bugger off.

Doing that chat outside the church was manipulative in the extreme.

Mum would need to know about the rap singer shag though ...

Carina’s hair looks like she washed it in a chip pan. Really not a fan of this wet-look trend.

Can’t believe her mum pushing her to forgive Paul just because she’s a Christian?! 🙄

Anyone want to bet that Carina's dad punches walls and has a wandering cock?

Bacofoil dress?

When did people start saying ‘envisioning’ instead of ‘envisaging’. I keep noticing this recently, I don’t know why it annoys me.
Same with ‘comfy’ instead of ‘comfortable’. I guess this should be in AIBU rather than Telly Addicts though

I was just thinking that.

Yes mum needs the full story :
Paul has LB tattooed in a couple of places. Obviously he’s a mumsnetter . The writing is on the Paul!!! Leave the bastard!

Comfy has been around for ages.

He’s punched a wall, and gone on a date with someone else. Whilst it is all being televised.

we’re golden what could possibly go wrong 😑