MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

[browneyes77]

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

No Adrian, the most challenging thing is that you're an incomprehensible twat.

FFS Awhina - get a decent vibrator. You'll probably get better conversation out of it.

Awhina has a twin sister? What?

I used the hour to get new pet insurance quotes as my renewal was going to be £30 more per month compared to last year. And £100 per month is just too much.

Who knew!

Awhina, your loins have feelings. Nothing else.

Come on Cleo, you do think he's a bad person.

Oh, fuck off Adrian.

How on God's green earth can she see a future with someone like Adrian????

In his week of being single, how many woman will he have shagged?

He's going to screw her over isn't he?

She's never been with anyone else so doesn't know any better. And it clearly shows.

Shagged, 0. Tried to shag, 16.

lol where have you been?

I think your sarcasm detector may be broken!

Or maybe mine is, this show rots our brains.

Oh! Was referring to @dapsnotplimsolls .

Heh, no worries, as they say down under. Apparently.

I was also being sarcastic.

Oh. I definitely didn’t pick that up. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Adrian is as hot as a raging case of thrush.

Eeeew 😂

Why are they taking turns? That's not how it usually works.

I just want the final vows out of the way now so we can get to the dinner party reunion

Yes, I don’t get how he is ‘hot’ either. He reminds me of Captain Haddock!