MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Is Awhina going to slap Adrian? <crosses fingers>

Sheeeet

are they making us watch honesty box?

Same

Will it be on?

I'm going to watch the last bit live so please don't comment if you're watching the app!

I'm waiting until 10 to see the rest. I'll just have to cope with the suspense!

It says 73 minutes long for the episode when I look (Ep37) so assuming it’s all on there?

Just fast forwarding now to see if I can get to it

Am I missing something?! Why does Awhina go on and on about how hot Adrian is, he's the opposite in my opinion! Plus awful personality!

There's been a lot of speculation about his ... girth and ... skills.

Cannot see the attraction with Adrian

Just skip to the last page of comments when you tune back in, so you won’t see the comments from those who are watching via the app

I want to shake afina

does she think that’s the best it gets?

I feel that claiming they'll both be at each other's funerals, is a little optimistic? 🤣🤣🤣

Ok well that’s shite.

The app goes as far as to show Carina & Paul preparing for their final vows, and meeting but it then stops there.

So I’ll still have to wait until 10pm to see the bloody rest!! 🤬🤯

There’s too much recapping

Paul and Carina vows are tomorrow

Just caught up as I started watching late so I could fast forward through all the boring bits, final vows are so dull.

Paul is one big walking ick. Going in for a neck kiss when she was clearly standoffish with him, bleurgh. Saying how he's always telling the other guys how hot he thinks she is, sleazy. Saying "I'm glad I put a smile back on her face" 🤮 then the very lengthy hug goodbye and telling her he missed her smell, creepy as fuck. I really hope she dumps him, I think she will as she seems to have reached her limit.

Dave and Jamie were cute but I don't think it will last long.

Beth made the right decision, but she should have gone last week really.

Looking forward to the Wacqui and Ryan final vows, but I'll be fast forwarding through the others I reckon.

I think that's the whole of tonight's two shows isn't it? I watched the lot in one go in the app and then the "next time" preview is tomorrow night's episode.

So 40 mins of C and P???

Unless they are being buried together?

They’re on later at 10pm aren’t they?

Maybe I fast forwarded too much 😂

The second half of the show is supposed to be 40 mins?

Right, caught up, switching back to normal e4.

Jamie's vows were articulate and perceptive, but it won't last.

Ok shower and hair wash in the break so that was handy.

Ah ok, I did fast forward a little too much 😂

I missed the Awhina & Adrian bollocks