MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

If you can't grows lamb chops as part of your beard don't bother, that's my motto

I thought he was really fighting the urge to bang his punchy paws on the table!

What the frick is a wellness advisor ?? Wouldn’t want him advising me in any shape or form ! And now we have the fake tears oh bog off ! Please please Carina don’t take him back I even like Ryan better than him at least he’s not a cheating lying snake and that’s saying something

Is it my tv or does Wacqui's face look dirty?

Jacqui is so cray cray, but Jeff is so smug

Snooze festival. I expected more.
No more Paul, please.

I cant tell if Ryan is loving the ego boost or shaking with terror

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. She flatters that idiot for a minute and he is all happy.

Don't feel bad about it Arhwina... it ain't gonna last

The ego boost. His ego is so fragile that even the smallest amount makes him go all "I AM AN ALPHA"

None of these people believe what Jacqui & Ryan are selling 😂

I've just noticed Adrian's necklace...I had something like that when I was 16...

It's her face

Mel makes me laugh so much 😆

I never noticed it over his ridiculous faux leather shirt

Awhina looks like she hasn't stopped crying all evening.

ABOUT BLOODY TIME!!!!!!!!!

Awhina has been happy to accept a really surface relationship. Just having fun. She's brushed everything under the carpet.
She's finally pushed and Adrian just showed how fucking nasty he is.

Jamie's dress is gorgeous.

Is Jacqui going to confess that she has crabs?

Oh good, way too much time spent mulling over their decisions... will probably flick through the last episodes.

When Adrian says "I don't care." Awhina should listen. Because he really does not care.

I’m sorry but why the hell has it taken Awinha so long to realise he’s not that into her . It’s annoying how she has put him before her child clinging on purely
for sexual reasons and the fact she fancies him. Sorry but he’s made it plain all the way through he’s not prepared to
move and she hasn’t listened well shes listening now

Well, there we have it. I find the final vows toe-curlingly tedious, so as is my tradition I’m off to seek spoilers now, and will then fast forward through the vows next week. I’ll catch you all for the reunion show, if not before!

Beth looks amazing. She seems nice, what isn't TJ noticing about her.