MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Do you think that super slicked back hair will go out of fashion soon? Because it sure isn't a forgiving hairstyle for most head shapes.

He's so boring anyway, she should've dumped him day one

That's exactly it, Rhi! This isn't a one-off. He just keeps on making these silly, innocent mistakes because he is just a silly, curious little boy.

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Dick

He's French. Moved to Australia in his late teens

Thank you, has confused me for weeks 😔

Oh, give over Paul.

This was already BORING _ 20MINS AGO FFS!

Yeah, this is turning into the Paul special.

She should have gone with her first response to the producers asking if there was anyone else.

How have we spent an hour on these two

What's with the FAKE flashbacks inter-cut in between. That never happened 😭

What is the point of ever trying to apologise in front of a bunch of other people?

The ixperts are like those two old men in The Muppets

Paul is a prick, he ghosted her back when they dated, he threw her under the bus with the snob comment (even though he called his date a Barbie doll! That’s ok!) and now he went on that date. Oh and he can’t control his anger which is a great sign.

Carina, run!

He’s such a prick, manipulative and angry and nasty.

That single strand on Paul's forehead is really adding to the "dick" vibe

You can't rebuild trust when ithasn't been there from the start. Walk the f away.

Carina talking to the producer at her wedding to Paul? Yes it did.

Some one change the subject FFS. Shout dessert or something

His facial hair is bloody awful too...

I meant the montage where is was *remembering all the bad times in her head

Is Paul going to fry???

He is really trying to squeeze one in. In his shoes, I would be worried about shitting myself from all the effort.

Can we get Wacqui and Ryan now?

Great, ten minutes left to crucify Adrian

Paul.

Sorry is CHANGED behaviour.

Your behaviour hasn’t changed. At all.

Bore the fuck off.

Here comes the weeping and face wiping...