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MAFS Australia 2025, thread 10. *** No spoilers please. *** Will it end in tears, or a room full of cheers? The end is nigh, it's nearly time to say goodbye.

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SabreIsMyFave · 24/04/2025 14:19

As you were folks...

Last thread I think, as there are only 4 or 5 episodes left.

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TinselAngel · 25/04/2025 12:37

JellyBeanSpring25 · 25/04/2025 00:32

Last couple weeks ahead:

Mon 28th - commitment ceremony
Tues 29th - morning after cc, prep for final vows
Wed 30th - never before seen task
Thurs 1st - final dinner party

Mon 5th - Final vows part 1
Tues 6th - Final vows part 2
Weds 7th - Reunion dinner party Part 1
Thurs 8th - Reunion Part 2

And that’s it for another year!

Those of you who watch ‘live’ on E4 at 7:30, beware next week as it looks like the new series Honesty Box will shuffle the timings and even split MAFS into two parts either side of it.

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Gah! I am away on holiday for Final Vows but back in time for the reunion

thenightsky · 25/04/2025 12:43

I think Carina is taking her fashion from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. As soon as I saw the hood I said "Dorit"!

Yes! Thank you. I was wondering who it reminded me of.

murasaki · 25/04/2025 13:09

TinselAngel · 25/04/2025 12:35

I bet you all any money that, Jacqui says stay at the next CC.

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Oh she absolutely will. Ryan should just walk.

I hate the 'one says stay so you both do' concept. It's a hostage situation. If one says leave, that should be it.

murasaki · 25/04/2025 13:11

Just having a bit of a re watch and the darling drinking game was hilarious.

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 25/04/2025 13:47

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18wTTAd1du/

Promise there's no spoilers in the link - bloody hilarious and extremely accurate assessment of MAFS

whatapalarva · 25/04/2025 14:03

@PuppiesProzacProsecco that's spot on and hilarious! I can confirm no spoilers folks!

rainbowruthie · 25/04/2025 14:19

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 25/04/2025 13:47

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18wTTAd1du/

Promise there's no spoilers in the link - bloody hilarious and extremely accurate assessment of MAFS

Very funny, thanks for sharing

AtlasPine · 25/04/2025 16:31

rainbowruthie · 25/04/2025 14:19

Very funny, thanks for sharing

That was hilarious!

SlightlyJaded · 25/04/2025 16:35

So the ixperts....

According to St Google of Googleshire, around 65,000 people applied for MAFSAU this year. A proportion of the participants are also recruited through social media.

But regardless, they are put through a rigorous vetting process of multiple interviews, tasks, psychological profiling, tests and so on.

And yet, in one season, they managed to recruit three women who I believe to be genuinely mentally unwell: Wacqui / Verucca and The Stepford Knife.

They're really not very good ixperts are they?

Oneandahalfonagoodday · 25/04/2025 16:46

Thanks @PuppiesProzacProsecco for that brilliant laugh! 🤣

greengreyblue · 25/04/2025 17:27

SlightlyJaded · 25/04/2025 16:35

So the ixperts....

According to St Google of Googleshire, around 65,000 people applied for MAFSAU this year. A proportion of the participants are also recruited through social media.

But regardless, they are put through a rigorous vetting process of multiple interviews, tasks, psychological profiling, tests and so on.

And yet, in one season, they managed to recruit three women who I believe to be genuinely mentally unwell: Wacqui / Verucca and The Stepford Knife.

They're really not very good ixperts are they?

Yeah I remember a few seasons back a couple of guys said they were recruited in a bar. Not even looking for a relationship. That’s not on.

greengreyblue · 25/04/2025 17:28

murasaki · 25/04/2025 13:09

Oh she absolutely will. Ryan should just walk.

I hate the 'one says stay so you both do' concept. It's a hostage situation. If one says leave, that should be it.

He really should. She would drive me mad. He’d get so much more respect outside if he did walk.

Feelinglikeadiv · 25/04/2025 19:19

If Jacqui writes stay, Ryan really should leave. She'll go utterly postal with her final vows otherwise.

SlightlyJaded · 25/04/2025 19:24

Umanresources · 25/04/2025 12:24

I think Carina is taking her fashion from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. As soon as I saw the hood I said "Dorit"!
She talks very slowly, but that seems to be in contrast with Jamie.
I laughed out loud at Ryan's confused face when Jacqui was acting all flirty with him. She has certainly made me laugh at her crying without tears and then incredible switch to inane laughter! 😂

Edited

I've see her referred to as Temu-Kim (Kardashain) elsewhere which, whilst SNOBBY, made me snigger. The irony....

CrystalMighty · 25/04/2025 19:42

SlightlyJaded · 25/04/2025 16:35

So the ixperts....

According to St Google of Googleshire, around 65,000 people applied for MAFSAU this year. A proportion of the participants are also recruited through social media.

But regardless, they are put through a rigorous vetting process of multiple interviews, tasks, psychological profiling, tests and so on.

And yet, in one season, they managed to recruit three women who I believe to be genuinely mentally unwell: Wacqui / Verucca and The Stepford Knife.

They're really not very good ixperts are they?

Four, in fact- have we forgotten (oh god I've forgotten her name already.......) the Italian lady???!

Dillite2 · 25/04/2025 19:43

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 25/04/2025 13:47

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18wTTAd1du/

Promise there's no spoilers in the link - bloody hilarious and extremely accurate assessment of MAFS

This morally bereft shit sandwich needs to be in the next thread title

BippidyBoppety · 25/04/2025 20:02

greengreyblue · 25/04/2025 17:27

Yeah I remember a few seasons back a couple of guys said they were recruited in a bar. Not even looking for a relationship. That’s not on.

Cam (of success couple Cam & Jules) -

"There was a job as Spartan's cricket development manager. I put my resume in and when I got the call I was asked 'how much do you love cricket?' I said 'it's a Friday afternoon. Everyone is at the pub having a beer and I'm coaching kids because I love it'."

Cam Merchant was still working for Spartan when he was out drinking with three friends in a Sydney bar. They were approached by some TV producers who asked if any of the men were single. After the others pointed at Merchant, he was asked if he wanted to appear on Married at First Sight.

This wasn't a guy looking for media fame like so many of the others we've seen, with an agenda, looking for an agent, a TV career. And - Happily married. Two lovely looking children.

greengreyblue · 25/04/2025 21:47

BippidyBoppety · 25/04/2025 20:02

Cam (of success couple Cam & Jules) -

"There was a job as Spartan's cricket development manager. I put my resume in and when I got the call I was asked 'how much do you love cricket?' I said 'it's a Friday afternoon. Everyone is at the pub having a beer and I'm coaching kids because I love it'."

Cam Merchant was still working for Spartan when he was out drinking with three friends in a Sydney bar. They were approached by some TV producers who asked if any of the men were single. After the others pointed at Merchant, he was asked if he wanted to appear on Married at First Sight.

This wasn't a guy looking for media fame like so many of the others we've seen, with an agenda, looking for an agent, a TV career. And - Happily married. Two lovely looking children.

Edited

He’s a one off.

SlightlyJaded · 26/04/2025 00:15

@CrystalMighty Morena! You are SO right. Her rage was bubbling under the surface at all times, and when she wasn't outwardly seething, she was talking utter shite.

So that's four, completely unhinged women this season.

How very.... un-ixpert the selection process actually was.

VivienneDelacroix · 26/04/2025 00:19

SlightlyJaded · 25/04/2025 16:35

So the ixperts....

According to St Google of Googleshire, around 65,000 people applied for MAFSAU this year. A proportion of the participants are also recruited through social media.

But regardless, they are put through a rigorous vetting process of multiple interviews, tasks, psychological profiling, tests and so on.

And yet, in one season, they managed to recruit three women who I believe to be genuinely mentally unwell: Wacqui / Verucca and The Stepford Knife.

They're really not very good ixperts are they?

65000 people and yet this year quite a few of them already knew eachother/ had connections to eachother. Hhhmm. Strange that.

murasaki · 26/04/2025 00:28

I'm beginning to think that anyone over 25 in Perth has dated everyone over 25 in Perth.

CarlyCoffee · 26/04/2025 01:09

Ryan displaying more balls than either Dave or TJ. Jesus, just admit you’re not into them.

NorthFaceofthelaundrypile · 26/04/2025 02:36

And Katie right at the start, who came across as incredibly vulnerable.

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 26/04/2025 06:15

Endemol Shine (the production company) make a number of reality shows. So if you apply for one of the shows you may not be successful but be considered for another.

Teejay was on Big Brother, Dave applied for FBoy Island, Ellie (last year) applied for Love Triangle etc.

So a lot of them probably have shared agents and are introduced through that.

Also Lauren Dunn from last year has confirmed that Perth is incredibly small and most people of a similar age have dated each other or are aware of each other. So production must have known there was a good chance of people previously dating from there. To be fair it does stop the long used cop out of distance between Perth and seemingly anywhere else in Australia

SlightlyJaded · 26/04/2025 08:44

NorthFaceofthelaundrypile · 26/04/2025 02:36

And Katie right at the start, who came across as incredibly vulnerable.

Also very true.

So out of the pool of women selected from 65,000 applicants PLUS all the random casting done on Socials and via agents etc, the ixperts in personality and psychology managed to select:

Morena: Unmanaged, relentless bitter rage
Verruca: Nasty, toxic, gaslighting, spiteful liar
The Stepford Knife: Cold, gaslighty, manipulator
Wacqui: Off scale mentally unwell
Katie: Vulnerable, desperate and fragile

👋👏👏

None of those women, or the men they were paired with, stood a chance.

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